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RugganBor
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Ok, so, i hate chickens. I have been assauleted, torn apart, and been givin dirty looks from them. I am sick of eating it, because i see a chicken then, and they are shaking their head at me. Am i the only one that hates these birds that have their brains in their egg laying area?

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Um.....Well no. Personally chickens are MAGER fun to chase, kill, and um.....eat. I mean come on who dosnt like going to wendys and biteing into a chicken nugget? May I ask how you managed to get your self attacked by a chicken? I actually went to my frineds farm and did alot of stuff with chickens, and they are great targets. We used bows, but we did blow one apart with a shot gun. lol

RubberyChicken
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[sarcasm] This thread is starting to annoy me, seriously, EATING YOUR FELLOW SPECIES on this dear planet Earth shouldn't be tolerated, as far as I am concerned it is cannibalsim [/sarcasm] Sorry, I just had to personify my name into this thread, but chickens, when fried and dipped into BBQ sauce, are very tasty. Sure they may give you nasty looks, but that's when you eat them.

BVHdrummer
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I love MCNuggets in BBQ sauce from McDOnalds. THey are sooo delicious.

zachattacksox
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zachattacksox
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mmmm chicken... i just had some today at KFC with hot sauce... mmm mmm good FRIED CHICKEN!

Legatus88
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Uhh well its strange that chickens dislike you so much. Living in the sububrs I haven't really come across many live chaickens but ones that I have seem to ay no attention to me. Maybe they don't like your presence. Anyway to answer your question no I don't hate chicens but the do taste good when their fried, grilled, baked and stuffed!

firetail_madness
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Well, chickens are just ordinary things people enjoy to eat...
If the chickens don't like you, then it's probably your fault.

Insulting them doesn't make it any better either.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Well it might make him feel better. And besides, My aunt has chickens just for there eggs, which taste good. Adn she kills the roosters she gets so we have egs and chicken. it rules.

Cenere
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The only time to mock a chicken is while it runs around without a head.
My family had chickens once, but well, the polecat and the fox got most of them, and the rooster got a little crazy...

ShintetsuWA
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If you put a chicken in a narrow passageway with two close, parallel lines next to them, and stretch them to the end of the hall, the chicken will stare blankly at it and freeze, because it doesn't know where to walk. You see, the chicken's eyes can see a much greater field of view than us humans can, but 1/2000th of the brain power. They will walk on one line, but when faced with two, they will freeze because they don't know which one to walk on.

russianfreak
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If you put a chicken in a narrow passageway with two close, parallel lines next to them, and stretch them to the end of the hall, the chicken will stare blankly at it and freeze, because it doesn't know where to walk. You see, the chicken's eyes can see a much greater field of view than us humans can, but 1/2000th of the brain power. They will walk on one line, but when faced with two, they will freeze because they don't know which one to walk on.

Dude that is very cool and i love chiken especially chacing them my neighbors used o have some and i had a lot of fun with them so basicly i think that chickans are awesome and tasty.
Question to ruggenbor:
Do eggs give you a bad look to just curios.
Blackmetal77
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Well depends on how the chicken is cooked...If it tastes good i like it and if not i hate it and well yeah... Favorite is Popcorn chicken from KFC with a lot of there Hot Sauce(not that hot to me lmao) and a little bit of ketchup...

RugganBor
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Ok, so once, there was this rooster, that bit me all the tame, and assaulted me with his claws. So one day, when he charged me, i picked up a big stick and smacked him over the head. this is ok with chickens, because they dont have any brains or common sense anyway. It got to the point where i just at to look at that rooster, and he would start bawking under his breath, and walk the other way. it can be fun being a tyrant to a chicken, and the eggs are good.

Fritz_Rublehem
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I personally don't like chickens, nor do I like turkeys that much. They are just vectors for the Avian flu, and I do not like to even go near them.

LufffiStudios
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Chickens- I like them to eat, but it's sad how they kill them...they pick them by the head and spin them around and around like a lasso until -crack- the neck snaps off and the rest of the body is still moving without the head for a little while before it drops..

dacer
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turkey>chicken, but almost everything tastes like chicken so yea...

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