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RugganBor
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Ok, so, i hate chickens. I have been assauleted, torn apart, and been givin dirty looks from them. I am sick of eating it, because i see a chicken then, and they are shaking their head at me. Am i the only one that hates these birds that have their brains in their egg laying area?

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crispym
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well i know how they kill chickens but you cant disagree that chicken is nice and tasty

Zega
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There are nothing wrong with chickens. They are yummy, funny, weird and cool! PERFECT I TELL YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! PEEEERFEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

RugganBor
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No way. They are not perfect. They are MEAN!

random_player_of_ag
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I love chasing chickens.
The way they run away makes me lol.

And they are tasty.

mmmm chicken *Drools like homer simpson*

mmmm nuggets

mmm...

firetail_madness
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mmmm chicken...
mmmm boiled eggs...
mmmm nuggets...
mmmm chicken nuggets
mmmm gravy...

But anyways, there's nothing wrong with chickens to probably 99% of people. Maybe you are just an exception.

Dark_in_the_Light
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I will actually choose a chicken sandwich over a hamburger. CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!

RugganBor
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How can i get stuck with that one percent. make it 98%. my freind has serouis problems with em too.

kingmike123
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chickens are cool, and good

Riou1231
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Mainly chickens are a good source of food everybody likes chickens! Chasing them around is fun and you get a little bit of a work out killing them sounds fun too chopping off a chicken's neck with a big cleaver sounds fun! But taking the feathers out isn't! It's too much work but if a bunch of chickens chase you around run as fast as you can indoors and close the door if you have a gun and are really angry at them blast away and have Fried Chicken or Chick Nuggets or Chicken Curry for lunch

sense
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sense
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Chicken Curry... Hmmmmmmmmmmmm................

Zega
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everybody likes chickens!

Not everybody.

Chasing them around is fun

No, thats freaking mean!

killing them sounds fun too chopping off a chicken's neck with a big cleaver sounds fun!

OMFG! YOU SICK SON OF A B1TCH! DX Gross...

But taking the feathers out isn't!

Why would anyone even need feathers?

It's too much work but if a bunch of chickens chase you around run as fast as you can indoors and close the door if you have a gun and are really angry at them blast away

They want revenge, why do you chase them anyways?

have Fried Chicken or Chick Nuggets or Chicken Curry for lunch

mmm... I like the taste, but I am not interested how they are made.
knight_34
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I love eating chickens. I eat chicken curry, fried chicken, barbecued chicken, chicken nuggets and a lot of other chicken products.

Where I am staying right now, the Philippines, many people participate in cockfighting. Two cocks killing each other! Perfect if you love money and want your cock to die. Cockfighting is banned in many countries though.

Chicken are slaughtered for entertainment and fulfillment of hunger desires but cows, sheep, goats, doves, pigeons and even dogs are eaten too.

Mainly chickens are a good source of food everybody likes chickens! Chasing them around is fun and you get a little bit of a work out killing them sounds fun too chopping off a chicken's neck with a big cleaver sounds fun! But taking the feathers out isn't! It's too much work but if a bunch of chickens chase you around run as fast as you can indoors and close the door if you have a gun and are really angry at them blast away and have Fried Chicken or Chick Nuggets or Chicken Curry for lunch


You sound crazy Riou1231. I wouldn't waste my time slaughtering chickens, chasing them but I would eat the hell out of them.

My grandfather keeps chickens, he sells them to cockfighters and he even feeds chicken to his chickens! Funnily odd, it is like eating humans.

Chickens are a nutritious part of any healthy, balanced diet.
RugganBor
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*snorts,couphs,clears throat* @Zega, If you want to eat the chicken, you have to take the feathers out.
@rio,Yes, except i hate eating chicken.
@knight, you gradfather feeds chickens to chickens?

Zega
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Cockfighting is banned in many countries

No wonder. O_O ...

he sells them to cockfighters

Thats just..gross. DX WHY DIDNT IT GET CENSORED??!?!?.. glitch. >_<
RugganBor
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Wot use is a chicken in cockfighting?

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