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brooke_1997
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Imagine that you were a pencil.
What would happen?
Would it be awesome? Why?
Would you want to be one? Why or why not?

I think it would be hard to walk around since we would walk around with the tip of the led.. o.O

I think it would be awesome. Since we are all humans, It would be nice to be a little different.(and your the only one that is a pencil xP)

No... Cus it would be kinda weird also. And i would miss my life as a normal human being.

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pickleshack
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I would be used as a sex toy


uh huh... not very funny, or cool...
Cenere
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Zega. Who uses pencils as a sextoy...?

And no, did not laugh. Was more "Do you really call your "man thing" a pencil? Is it really small, thin and pointy?"...
Besides that, as Thoad can tell, I am not a very joking person.

DDX
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And no, did not laugh. Was more "Do you really call your "man thing" a pencil? Is it really small, thin and pointy?"...



maybe someone is talking about their own needle dic* >_>


Besides that, as Thoad can tell, I am not a very joking person.


it's ok cenere, we still love you
Cenere
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it's ok cenere, we still love you

Oh, good, now I can sleep well.
Funnily (cough) I am more of a mean sarcasm person...
And I have learned not to joke here, as people think I am serious, which leads to people slapping me for being mean...

maybe someone is talking about their own needle dic* >_>

Exactly my thought.
sonam
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sonam
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i am the one who cant joke. god, people cant take one little joke and if you think my dic is that small and stuff, thousands of girls who know me will prove yu wrong

Cenere
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i am the one who cant joke. god, people cant take one little joke and if you think my dic is that small and stuff, thousands of girls who know me will prove yu wrong

So it was a double joke?
Because I am still wondering who would call it a pencil.
If it was a doublejoke, when you have the reason why no one got it. We are simpleminded people who have a hard time reading other people's mind.
DDX
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people cant take one little joke

thousands of girls who know me will prove yu wrong

Ahahahah good joke, I get it.


well... Herpes does tell a story
thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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i am the one who cant joke. god, people cant take one little joke and if you think my dic is that small and stuff, thousands of girls who know me will prove yu wrong



Alright, how much did you pay them?
Graham
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getting sharpened is like a haircut but the hair doesn't grow back

the tiny pencils would be senior citizens

DivineDarkness
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I would get thrown in a back-pack, and be forgotten.

SuperZagron
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That would be awsome! I wouldn't have to do the thinking just the writing.

cocodomoco
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cocodomoco
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i would r4p3 girls in the bu77 h4rd

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