i spindash into the wall then use chaos blast on it
You crash into the wall but bounce right off it! You use a chaos blast but it explodes early but still does damage to the wall. -5 HP
I kame-hame-ha it (DBZ ftw!) before launching onehoundred insanely fast kicks into it.
You blast the wall with a kame-hame-ha! It hits the wall but just goes through it, you launch one-hundred insanely fast kicks but they just bounce off the wall and sends you into orbit!
I summon Bahamhut to use mega flare, then have all of tyeh peeps ftrom Mysidia use flare. IF they're as awesome as me, it should be enough to kill anything. >:P
You summon Bahamut! He appears and massacres the Brick Wall with Mega Flare, you then call all the peeps from Mysidia. But they appear to be busy. -50 HP
anyway I toss a bucket of water on the wall. (not just the water the bucket too)
The wall calls you a n00b then the wall throws a brick at you. samdawghomie takes 15 Damage.
I also get angered by everyones anoyingly long posts so I headbutt the walls base.
You headbutt the wall! You crash into the wall and your head explodes! Gregbyte is dead!
I whack the wall with one of those Styrofoam noodles!
You whack the wall with one of those Styrofoam noodles alright! It makes the wall go berserk!
oh nose styrofoam! I throw pictures of lolcats at the wall.
You do that and the wall goes even more berserk!!!
I whack the wall with Styrofoam noodles that I have light on fire.
You whack the wall with the flaming Styrofoam noodles! The wall is set on fire!
I use my bo staff skills(that I actually have) and attack the wall repeatedly.
You use your bo staff skills and attack the wall repeatedly with your bo staff! The wall takes 20 Damage!
The wall takes damage because it's flaming hot (Literally). Wall takes 1 Damage!
i run full speed at the wall and smash into it
You crash into the wall and do some damage, but you also killed yourself! Kacboy is dead! The Brick Wall takes 6 Damage!
Wall HP:999,918 Status:The wall is dealing 200% more damage because of it's berserker rage! The wall is on fire. It's a hot sunny day. The Wall is ignoring all pointless attacks. Dead:Gregbyte (All of you have 50 HP)
You carefully examine the wall! You noticed the wall's structure is too complicated to examine!
Oh, and also, I scrape the wall with the foldable plastic spork I just found!!
You scrape the wall with your foldable plastic spork! The wall takes 1 damage
The wall also takes damage to due being on fire and the hot weather altogether! The wall takes 3 damage
Also, Gregbyte has been revived!
Wall HP:999,914 Status:The wall is dealing 200% more damage because of it's berserker rage! The wall is on fire. It's a hot sunny day. The Wall is ignoring all pointless attacks. Dead:
I call the local Fire Department, get there fire hose, rig it up with a 2000 horse power engine, get 20 of the strongest guys in the world, adn then finally blast the water at the wall.