I am skipping all attacks that seem like random crap with no creativity at all...
I call the local Fire Department, get there fire hose, rig it up with a 2000 horse power engine, get 20 of the strongest guys in the world, adn then finally blast the water at the wall.
You blast the wall with water that rips through it! The wall takes 10 Damage!
I pick up a steel rod, I hold it in the fire and quickly measure the chemical composition of the rock depending on the characteristics of the flames.
You do your science blah-blah-blah while the Brick Wall is busy throwing bricks at you. But your so busy the bricks don't hurt you at all! And then you notice the fire has been put out!
The fire on the Brick Wall has been put out by samdawghomie's fire hose
Wall HP:999,904 Status:The wall is dealing 200% more damage because of it's berserker rage! The wall is on fire. It's a hot sunny day. The Wall is ignoring all pointless attacks. Dead:
I finally locate the wall's weakness and strike it's weakest point with a hammer made of a material the wall's structure is weak against. The hammer might break upon impact though.
I attempt to use (level 10) Diablos on the wall. (Diablos is from FF8. He reduces enemy's HP by a certain percentage, which increases to his level every multiple of 10.)
I finally locate the wall's weakness and strike it's weakest point with a hammer made of a material the wall's structure is weak against. The hammer might break upon impact though.
You do all your science stuff and strike the Brick Wall's weak point with a hammer made of the material it's weak against! The wall takes 500 Damage! The hammer disintegrates!
I evolve into Megapoisonmon and use my ZOMAIGAWH powers to punch the wall with my foot!
You evolve into Megapoisonmon and poison the brick wall with your foot punch! The wall takes 5 damage! The wall is poisoned!
I take a sample of the walls brick. Back in the lab I notice that the wall is very afraid of a certain type of substane. Just not sure what yet.
You take a sample of the brick wall's bricks and take it back to lab! But because you took one of it's bricks it takes damage! The brick wall takes 10 Damage!
I plant some tree seeds around the wall. When they they shall do terrible stuff!!
You plant tree seeds around the wall, They grow a bit because of the hot weather.
Wall HP:999,389 Status:It's a rainy day. The Wall is ignoring all pointless attacks. There is tree seeds planted around the wall. Dead:
I attempt to use (level 10) Diablos on the wall. (Diablos is from FF8. He reduces enemy's HP by a certain percentage, which increases to his level every multiple of 10.)
You summon the GF Diablos! He deals massive damage to the wall! The wall takes 1000 Damage! ZOMG!!!
The wall levels up 3 times!
The tree seeds around the wall grows and becomes Young Trees!
Wall HP:998,389 Status:It's a rainy day. The Wall is ignoring all pointless attacks. There is young trees planted around the wall. Dead:
I use the seven chaos sapphires to go Super Manta and use my now Souped-Up kickboxing skills (they're real) to attack the wall.
You turn into Super Manta! You kickbox the wall, then you sit down and read a comic book... ABOUT YOU!!! The wall takes 15 Damage!
I plant kudzu seeds to help destroyre's plants!
You plant kudzu seeds!
The Kudzu Seeds and Tree Seeds are now fully grown! They sprout out of the ground and are now... THE BRICK WALLS MINIONS!!!
Wall HP:998,374 Status:It's a rainy day. The Wall is ignoring all pointless attacks. There are minions surrounding the brick wall 5 Tree Minions:250 HP Each 5 Kudzu Tree Minions:100 HP Each Dead:
