I don't really give myself bloody injuries.
OK, so if you see Strop walking by you on the street, remember he's not a serial killer who got out of the mental institute.
Lemme think...
Watching a smoking documentary where they simply cut someone open and remove their lung, with almost no blood.
Oh yeah, I once stubbed my big toe. Bloodiest thing that ever happened to me...
I pick at scabs, so a fair bit there too.
Oh,
that totally trumps mine. I do it too, it's fun (I get so little cuts, when I do, I'm fascinated by the pain...).
OK, kids, lets hear a nice horror story from my teacher:
Once when he was 12 (A billion years ago) he was riding on his scooter along with his friend late at night (Contributing factor) when this guy whizzes past them on his skateboard. This guy, who lives on the street and is totally awesome at tricks, decides to do a risky thing: Grind on a low ledge, which is about two feet high. While doing it, he snags his foot, and falls. But
that's not the worst part:
While falling, his foot gets caught, causing him to put his hands in the wrong place to save himself
He isn't wearing a helmet (And that kids, is why you should wear one)
It's a friggin two feet to the ground on hard concrete.
Needless to say, he falls head first. He lays simply on the floor, motionless.
No, he isn't dead (Or I wouldn't say this).
Teacher and co. rush to him, and get him up. He's conscious, but an't say anything because...
His
tongue is hanging out. It's held by a few muscles and tissue. Imagine that in your head.
I don't remember what happens next. But now you know the dangers of some skateboarding tricks and wearing a helmet.
