What was the most blood thing you done?A self-surgery?Cut an animal's neck*(i do that all the time)?Get hurt and then make the wound bigger**(i also do that)?
*Rats,pigeons and ants count. **I do that when im bored.
When I was eight I chopped off the tip of my finger. Looking back on it, that was not a very good idea.
Needless to say it bled like a son of a b*tch. I went into shock from the jolt of pain that sent me flailing my hand around my house. It looked like a murder scene.
bansaws are mean. i had to use one in shop this year. i was just waiting for someone to get caught in one. luckily it didn't happen in my class but in the other class a guy nicked his finger and got blood all over the machine. Lol what a moron tho.
Mrmiffles brother thought it would be funny to throw a chair at Mrmiffles while he was playing video games. The chair hit Mrmiffles in the nose, and the stains never went away.
1) Delivering a baby via normal vaginal delivery. Birth is by far and away the single least dignified process known to humans, for both baby and mother. It is also among the messiest. Despite wearing an apron, my shirt didn't weather that one too well. I would cite the case that needed an episiotomy (i.e. a cut into the perineum to widen the gap), but I didn't do that one.
2) Assisting in a caesarean section. After delivering the baby via c-section, the uterus will continue to bleed until a) you remove the placenta b) the uterus is closed back up. I was the lucky guy on suction. Blood losses measured via suction averages between 500-1000mL.
3) What probably beats both of those- assisting in a total knee replacement. You have to cut open the knee first obviously. Then you have to remove the kneecap. Then you lop off the ends of the bones. Then you have to fit a priming plate with drills and nails. Then you yank the joint apart until you can fit the replacement part in. Then you smash the part in with a big hammer (this is the messy part!) Then you close everything back up and insert a drain. Then you throw away your scrubs and let the anaesthetist deal with waking the patient up.
My worst was when I was about 8 I skinned my knees to the bone when I slid down one of those really rough driveways...I mean you could literally see the bone, doctor said I almost fractured my growth plate.
I ripped my the area around my right eye open on a bed nob and my Dad sliced the top of his thumb of with a chainsaw. It looked like a water melon getting smashed under a car with bits of pork thrown in.
I had to have my fingernail removed, due to a bad infection. The finger was close to the size of a hotdog, and they had to get out the infection. It was bad, and to make matters worse they gave me 7 shots to numb the pain. It still hurt, and they put gauze over the open flesh. I got home and the bleeding had stopped, but that night I found out that the flesh and gauze were stuck together. I had to soak it for hours just to get a half an inch piece off, and eventually had to pull it off. The meat clung to the gauze and it all came off. I never have grown a fingernail back.
Riding my bike down a hill as fast as I could, a dog jumped in front of me. And this being a while ago I had pedal breaks, my foot didn't stay on the pedal though, it went into the front wheel. I ended up sliding down a sidewalk on my chin.
I fell down an escalator once, and the escalator stairs have the serrated edges, you know. I tore the left side of my face pretty bad. Lost a lot of blood too. I don't think the people on the escalator will ever forget the day some random kid went flying through their legs to the bottom.
