Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
I inflate my PLASTIC RUBBER BODYBUILDER COSTUME! So i look bigger and stronger than him, he ran away.
But when a turn around, a big guy, bigger and stronger than me, says" I AM DUCK NORRIS" OMG i thought, its Chuck Norris's brother, he's about to kill me by stepping on me when...
I call in the natonal guard, they kill Duck Noris, the government pays for it. But then a guy crazed on sugar starts flying and picks me up and drops me 200feet below a pool of sharks...