Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
id knock him out by throwing an employee at him. but then the virus from "I Am Legend" wd pop outta the capsule in the employees pocket, an spread all over da city