I didn't think I'd ever encounter a game that would actually DESERVE a 0. Then again, I never thought I would run into a game that would make EVE online feel fun and enjoyable.
You mixed genres that shouldn't be mixed, and did so in a way garunteed to piss off people who are fans of the main genre. The car minigame was unintitive and unfun, due to INVISIBLE TRAPS alongside the visible ones, as well as lousy hit detection on ALL enemies in addition to the poorly implimented perspective in the car game.
The delay on the axe minigame was inexcusable, especially combined with the delay that was unavoidable if you were hit, especially considering you staggered multiple enemies,making it nearly impossible NOT to get hit. The shotgun minigame was even worse, if it could be possible, when it came to hit detection. By the time I had finally gotten through, I was cursing the game designers and programmers with every shot - that, oddly enough, made me get through the game.
In addition to these... avoidable 'features' of these minigames that should have never been placed in a point and click inventory game, there were many graphical and click detection errors throughout the game.
Perhaps the worst puzzle was the one with the cat. I personally like cats a lot, and the puzzle involving FRYING THE CAT SO AS TO BLOCK THE MIRROR - WHAT THE (expletive deleted) WERE YOU THINKING?
Which brings me to the plot of the story. ...fail. Total and complete fail. You may be trying to drum up support for Christianity, but the method of doing so only exacerbated the imagery of the Anti-Science Anti-Thinking Right Wing Christian Fundamentalists as paranoid whackjobs. If that was your goal, congrats, you succeeded, but somehow I doubt that is what you intended or that various Christians would find your rendition flattering.
You had a decent start, and I had hopes that this game would not be as bad as I was thinking it would be. Alas, plot, shoddy programming, sub-par graphics, and horrible design errors ruined said promise.
Half of your criticism is based on the Action part of the game, which I agree with. It would have been good, but I don't think the developers really looked into it. It makes it more a guess and check, rather than a real action sequence.
The axe wielding part was fine by me. The shotgun part was fairly terrible though, with them just floating in and out. Also the spread of the shotgun was not factored in.
Also, I agree with your cat detailing. I have never seen a cat explode like that.
Now, onto your rating. I don't agree with the 0/10 rating, as there is a lot in this game to like.
You mixed genres that shouldn't be mixed, and did so in a way garunteed to piss off people who are fans of the main genre. The car minigame was unintitive and unfun, due to INVISIBLE TRAPS alongside the visible ones, as well as lousy hit detection on ALL enemies in addition to the poorly implimented perspective in the car game.
The delay on the axe minigame was inexcusable, especially combined with the delay that was unavoidable if you were hit, especially considering you staggered multiple enemies,making it nearly impossible NOT to get hit. The shotgun minigame was even worse, if it could be possible, when it came to hit detection. By the time I had finally gotten through, I was cursing the game designers and programmers with every shot - that, oddly enough, made me get through the game.
All I hear is you crying because you couldn't beat it without cussing at the game like a 10 year old. The car game didn't have bad perspective, and the invisible traps are there so that you don't try to cheat the living crap out it. It looks like you tried to cheat the living crap out of it. The shotgun mini game was easy, and if you couldn't beat it than you don't even deserve to be playing any types of flash games at all, because it was a point and click, point and click. Not hard dude, you just suck at flash games. And the axe game didn't have a delay, your computer is just,
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up.
Perhaps the worst puzzle was the one with the cat. I personally like cats a lot, and the puzzle involving FRYING THE CAT SO AS TO BLOCK THE MIRROR - WHAT THE (expletive deleted) WERE YOU THINKING?
Cat's are dumb, lazy, and when you try to do anything with them, they scratch you. Dogs FTW.
Which brings me to the plot of the story. ...fail. Total and complete fail. You may be trying to drum up support for Christianity, but the method of doing so only exacerbated the imagery of the Anti-Science Anti-Thinking Right Wing Christian Fundamentalists as paranoid whackjobs. If that was your goal, congrats, you succeeded, but somehow I doubt that is what you intended or that various Christians would find your rendition flattering.
Dude your retarded, Go play the other Godlimation games. And didn't you hear the science dude talking about the portal that his dad opened up? Right before he got shot in the head by the crazy/delusional cop guy?
This game is awesome! I gave it a 9.5, I love the plot, sort of a Godzilla terror theme, but the walkthrough is needed or you'll never get anywhere. This game doesn't seem to have resilience to God at all, but it's an amazing game.
All I hear is you crying because you couldn't beat it without cussing at the game like a 10 year old. The car game didn't have bad perspective, and the invisible traps are there so that you don't try to cheat the living crap out it. It looks like you tried to cheat the living crap out of it. The shotgun mini game was easy, and if you couldn't beat it than you don't even deserve to be playing any types of flash games at all, because it was a point and click, point and click. Not hard dude, you just suck at flash games. And the axe game didn't have a delay, your computer is just,
Well, let's see here...
The car game had some funky perspective, and was badly done. Maybe mind doesn'tlike handling it as well as some others do, but several times where I thought I was in the clear, I turned out not to be. In the same spot. No, I did not try to cheat it. Thanks for making that assumption, though.
If you didn't notice the refire delay on the axe minigame,then I suggest you play through that stretch again. The delay there is inexcusable in length.
The shotgun minigame was eventually defeated, but I dislike your insinuation that I should not be playing any flash games if I didn't find it easy. There are different types of flash games out there - but even in the point-click-shoot style games, the aim, spread, and refire on the shotgun minigame was horrible considering how many enemies there were coming at you.
I love how you assumed, because I complain about how badly programmed/designed/balanced a game is, that I suck at flash games - I'm certain Crush the Castle or Sonny or Hedgehog Launch are all totally similar in genre and playstyle.
Good use on using my explative delative, though.
Dude your retarded, Go play the other Godlimation games. And didn't you hear the science dude talking about the portal that his dad opened up? Right before he got shot in the head by the crazy/delusional cop guy?
I've played other Godlimation games. I liked the animation style, and felt it needed work. Voiceacting needed a bit of work in most of 'em, but the voices sometimes fit the characters. However, their plot was usually thin and left me going 'WTH?'. Their other attempts at mixing genres weren't as badly done as this one (I have memories of a different game that had a shotgun minigame, it was not nearly as difficult or poorly design).
And I heard the minor plot element about the kid's father. I was not impressed. However, I don't know what that has to do much with the plot when the game says its from the "rophetically true event i the book of revelations".
Good job turning from the message and what is brought up, to insulting the person expressing his opinion. Very mature.
All I hear is you crying because you couldn't beat it without cussing at the game like a 10 year old. The car game didn't have bad perspective, and the invisible traps are there so that you don't try to cheat the living crap out it. It looks like you tried to cheat the living crap out of it. The shotgun mini game was easy, and if you couldn't beat it than you don't even deserve to be playing any types of flash games at all, because it was a point and click, point and click. Not hard dude, you just suck at flash games. And the axe game didn't have a delay, your computer is just,
Well, let's see here...
The car game had some funky perspective, and was badly done. Maybe mind doesn'tlike handling it as well as some others do, but several times where I thought I was in the clear, I turned out not to be. In the same spot. No, I did not try to cheat it. Thanks for making that assumption, though.
If you didn't notice the refire delay on the axe minigame,then I suggest you play through that stretch again. The delay there is inexcusable in length.
The shotgun minigame was eventually defeated, but I dislike your insinuation that I should not be playing any flash games if I didn't find it easy. There are different types of flash games out there - but even in the point-click-shoot style games, the aim, spread, and refire on the shotgun minigame was horrible considering how many enemies there were coming at you.
I love how you assumed, because I complain about how badly programmed/designed/balanced a game is, that I suck at flash games - I'm certain Crush the Castle or Sonny or Hedgehog Launch are all totally similar in genre and playstyle.
Good use on using my explative delative, though.
Dude your retarded, Go play the other Godlimation games. And didn't you hear the science dude talking about the portal that his dad opened up? Right before he got shot in the head by the crazy/delusional cop guy?
I've played other Godlimation games. I liked the animation style, and felt it needed work. Voiceacting needed a bit of work in most of 'em, but the voices sometimes fit the characters. However, their plot was usually thin and left me going 'WTH?'. Their other attempts at mixing genres weren't as badly done as this one (I have memories of a different game that had a shotgun minigame, it was not nearly as difficult or poorly design).
And I heard the minor plot element about the kid's father. I was not impressed. However, I don't know what that has to do much with the plot when the game says its from the "rophetically true event i the book of revelations".
Good job turning from the message and what is brought up, to insulting the person expressing his opinion. Very mature.
So tell me, if you hated the game so bad, why take the time to write out why you hated it? That just proves that you have no life. -
I HATE HEDGE HOG LAUNCH 2! IM GONNA GO SAY WHY IN A USELESS THREAD AND WASTE MY TIME!!
Don't be dissing a game that you suck at. And don't complain when you can't beat the mini games. And Yes, I am very mature. Unlike some people around here, Enough said.
