Ok This is pretty much a thread for how to survive in a Scary Movie.
Ok its like this I'll ask Questions and yall answer and based off the your answer and the situation I'll determine and whether or not you live or die, (I know it doesnt seem fair that i get to decide but wait?) also to make it fair I could have 2-3 volunteers help me judge.
Now This is how a You should Answer: What you would do: How you would do it: Would I LIVE or DIE?
Ok first scenario: You and four of your friends our in the woods partying and drinking you hear a sound nearby in the woods your friends are all busy with the drinking and dancing and you don't bother to tell them you go into the woods and you see a Dead Women laying in the middle of the woods surrounded in blood and you see a knife next to her and then a dark figure starts to run after you...What would you do?
I would keep trying to convince them to leave. If they didn't I would make up some ridiculous lie to make them leave.
What would you say?
I'd Tell them ",There's more beer at my place, let's go!".They'd probably leave then.
May be maybe not they're already drunk so they don't give a damn plus you in the woods miles away from anybodies house, if it was you would you have went?
Alright, I'll play along. Scenario 1: Being in the woods, knowing me I took my shotgun for a little game hope the game warden doesn't show up when I accidentally hit a bird, so I go for the gun. If not, I always have a knife on me, so I get it, and being in the woods, I'd probably have the bowie knife, so it's probably bigger, I'm probably bigger then this guy, so who do you thinks going to win. S-1, either way, I win. Scenario 2: Well, if I have the lighter, find some hair spray and go find the figure, either that or "borrow" my friends car and do what skater did and just drive out in first. Actually, just grab the hair spray (someone always has it, either that or that axe stuff, that's flamable) and lighter, sit down, and wait, make sure there isn't any blood on my hands either. Funny enough though, I have a friend whose car is a stick shift, I can't drive stick, and he wants some of us to go camping. Might just drag along the 12 or stay home for this one.
I would just leave. Perhaps I can't drive a stick shift, but honestly, driving in first gear going about 10 miles an hour, beats sitting there.
true i just wouldnt have gone Niggaz and the woods don't go togetha...lol country its ok but not if its like hidden away from society, i'd say my good bye's to them and tell them before the left "I Told Ya So!"
make sure there isn't any blood on my hands either. Funny enough though, I have a friend whose car is a stick shift, I can't drive stick, and he wants some of us to go camping. Might just drag along the 12 or stay home for this one.
If i was you and you wanted to go cause there was gonna be girls there "hint hint" id bring the 12 the 9 the Glock the clock the shock and DO WORK and come back a "THE MAN or a HERO" LOL
Scenario 3: Ok its midnight and you and your friends are around the fire drinking and joking around soon a loud noise sparks up your all startled and scared wondering what could have made such a horrible noise, the curious one of the group starts to go towards the sound and goes around a tree and over a hill out of site moments later you all hear a giant scream for help you all run to aid your friend and you see him hung in a tree next to the women from the woods and a man holding a axe in one hand a knife in the other, it has a mask of a devil on there's shock and ah threw out you and your friends you all run away figuring out that the figure has already slashed the tires to all your cars and is slowly creeping up ready to kill you all what do you do with only a: bat, lighter, wallet chain, and a old pocket knife and a quarter left of beer in the keg? What to do, what to do??
I would head back to camp, and poke a hole in the keg, I would take out my lighter, and wait for him to come. I would then light the beer that has splashed onto the ground, and then, while he is in a state of pain, pick up my bat, and beat the living shit outta him with it. As he is near his final breaths, I pull out my wallet chain, and strangle him to death. I then use my knoife, and slash his neck, and remove his head. (Ain't gonna get Jasoned!"
Senario 4: You where able to get away with your friends but one of them is now missing. You gained a gun with only 4 bullets, left from your pall who had it in the trunk of the car, before he went missing, he was able to shoot at the monster twice one in the chest and one in the head and it was still able to get up. Your friend who is trying to stay calm suggests you go looking for him. After an hour has past by you now searching for your friend and now the numbers have shrunk from 5 to 3 now as you all rest you spot a creepy house with a light shining threw the window in the upstairs attic and a shadow passes by your friends think that maybe the monsters in there with your fellow companion, or maybe its just a civilian who can help your the tie breaker but either way you have to enter the house...WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
