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HoodHulk58
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Ok This is pretty much a thread for how to survive in a Scary Movie.

Ok its like this I'll ask Questions and yall answer and based off the your answer and the situation I'll determine and whether or not you live or die, (I know it doesnt seem fair that i get to decide but wait?) also to make it fair I could have 2-3 volunteers help me judge.

Now This is how a You should Answer:
What you would do:
How you would do it:
Would I LIVE or DIE?

Ok first scenario: You and four of your friends our in the woods partying and drinking you hear a sound nearby in the woods your friends are all busy with the drinking and dancing and you don't bother to tell them you go into the woods and you see a Dead Women laying in the middle of the woods surrounded in blood and you see a knife next to her and then a dark figure starts to run after you...What would you do?

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ligaboy
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Enter the house. Look for useful tools and necessities.

snazzy777
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I would go into the house cautiously, look for tools, weapons, and necessities. I would look for my friend and keep the others close with me.

HoodHulk58
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Enter the house. Look for useful tools and necessities.


Do to the carelessness of your observation skills you didn't make it in this round try the next scenario.

I would go into the house cautiously, look for tools, weapons, and necessities. I would look for my friend and keep the others close with me.


Because you kept your friends on the look out and searched diligently you where able to survive :P nice job.
snazzy777
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Hooray!!!!

chu
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I would put the light onto the gun, then tie a part of my shirt around my friends so that we stay connected then search the house carefully

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I would....leave. No point going into houses. Becuse we all know that either the black, asian, or fat guy goes first. Tehn the hot chick, then the Stud, then one stupid person who no one like lives.

Honestly though, if I HAD to do something, I would wait for the figure to stop inside of the window and shoot at it.

Or, just check the ground for blood. If it got shoot in the chest there would be a trail of a blood as to were it has been.

HoodHulk58
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chu u dont only die you get everybody killed i the process FAIL lol

and pwn dude Live my friend LIVE

chu
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I would shot HoodHulk in the face, since it was his imagination that made up the situation, it would disappear once he died, I am winner!

HoodHulk58
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I would shot HoodHulk in the face, since it was his imagination that made up the situation, it would disappear once he died, I am winner!


Actually you'd still loose cause by killing me you unleash the Chuck and not that punk a$$ chucky doll i mean CHUCK NORRIS, he'd kill you by a Round House kick tou the head then you die and he'd stomp your chest and leave a imprint that read "Pwned By Norris, Chuck Norris" lol JK
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Actually you'd still loose cause by killing me you unleash the Chuck and not that punk a$$ chucky doll i mean CHUCK NORRIS, he'd kill you by a Round House kick tou the head then you die and he'd stomp your chest and leave a imprint that read "Pwned By Norris, Chuck Norris" lol JK
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No one can control The Chuck, You know that he sleeps with a night light because the dark is scared of him. I would not joke about "unleashing" him, or you and your family will be in the scary movie scenarios u just described.

HoodHulk58
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No one can control The Chuck, You know that he sleeps with a night light because the dark is scared of him. I would not joke about "unleashing" him, or you and your family will be in the scary movie scenarios u just described.


O.O OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT.................Soooo ummmmmm NOW WHAT???
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[quote]No one can control The Chuck, You know that he sleeps with a night light because the dark is scared of him. I would not joke about "unleashing" him, or you and your family will be in the scary movie scenarios u just described.
O.O OH **** YOUR RIGHT.................Soooo ummmmmm NOW WHAT???

New scenario.

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A gun with only four shots, I only need two. Actually, I'd take the gun and shoot an animal I don't have a permit for, game warden would show up with a machine gun to arrest me for being worse then a terrorist and then I'd say the killer had been doing it all day. But, in scenario three, batter up, a club is very, effective. And running into the woods becouse someone screams, well, depends on who it is, some I might run to help them, some I might run to help the killer.

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some I might run to help them, some I might run to help the killer.

Sadly thats actualy true...
HoodHulk58
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some I might run to help them, some I might run to help the killer.


LOL ok the next scenario is no longer you being that one guy they all have names now and have made the chice to split up who would you be in the scenario and what would you do?

Main Character: Brian
Guy hung in the woods: Clark
rest of the crew: Luke, Cassy, Odis.
Guy who got caught: Drake

Scnario 5:
Yall is now in the house you've searched around and Luke suggests that splitting up is a better way to find drake. Brian heads down the hall towards the dinning room, cassy heads to the living room, and Odis heads upstairs. Who do you become? Luke, Odis, Brian, or Cassy?
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