Sorry if you clicked this post hoping for an outrageously funny article. nope. but knowing the vast amounts of funny material and pictures on the internet, hopefully you will have one or two to share with all of us.
I've been feeling a bit depressed lately. We all share common problems. With school, parents, friends, relationships, personal issues, etc, I'm sure we could all use a laugh or two.
A man goes in Madrid, Spain. He enters in a resturant and orders the Kitchen's Special. He waits a while, and the Waiters delivers him Two Big Balls of Meat.
The man asks: What are these? Waiter says: Cochenes The man asks: What are Cochenes Waiter: Well, sir, those two balls of meat, are the testicles of the Bull defeated in the Arena.
The man: Yuk! But the man tried it, and they were delicious, so he ate them all.
Next day, the man came into the Resturant and ordered the same Kitchen's Special The waiter gave him two balls, but this time they were A lot Smaller, than the previous ones.
The man Asks: What are these? Waiter: Cochenes Man: No no no, these are not Cochenes, well, they look like Cochenes, but are alot smaller? Why?
Waiter: Well, Sir, sometimes, Bulls don't lose in the Arena...
Explained if you didn't get it: The bull fighter lost that match in the arena that Day, so, as said above, the loser's testicles are the Kitchen's Special.
two man,tom and john(not that john),robs a bank,they opened the first safe,inside,was a smapp cup,with a white liquid inside,thinking that it's a herbal tea,they drink it,they open the next safe,the same thing,so they drank it again,after opening all the safes,they still had the same thing,a small cup,so they drank it all,and went home unnoticed,the next day,tom felt a little gay,and so did john,so the went to the room,and started doing things(you know what things),to drown the noise of the city,they onned(past tense of on,i forgot the word) the radio,
radio today,we have one of a kind news....somewhat wierd....yesterday,two men robbed the sp*rm bank and drank all the sp*rms!!! full report later *music plays*
