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But I've never ever lost a pair of socks in my life

Love these topics.

Although this one was a little obvious to start.

I lose them under the bed, interesting since if I know that's where I lose them you'd thing they would't be lost.

And yet...I still lose them there...

over there, here, everywhere.

A hot steamy night one time I threw my socks onto the bed and started to rip off the external cloth. I started to bang my socks with my fists. I was banging my socks so hard I started to grunt and pant. Finally I just exploded and fell asleep, and when I woke up my socks were gone. I found them in the washing machine and they were very wet. Instead of drying them in a drying machine I started to spank it, hoping to dry it out a bit. They were so wet though and I had to spank them for a good long time. After I was done I threw the socks on my back shoulders and let the socks ride on me while I ran to my bed again.

The rest is blurry.

A hot steamy night one time I threw my socks onto the bed and started to rip off the external cloth. I started to bang my socks with my fists. I was banging my socks so hard I started to grunt and pant. Finally I just exploded and fell asleep, and when I woke up my socks were gone. I found them in the washing machine and they were very wet. Instead of drying them in a drying machine I started to spank it, hoping to dry it out a bit. They were so wet though and I had to spank them for a good long time. After I was done I threw the socks on my back shoulders and let the socks ride on me while I ran to my bed again.
The rest is blurry.

I've lost lots.
Let's just say they're somewhere in my room...

Man this is funnier than the time kirby thought he lost his virginity...good times

I just get holes in mine and then need new ones =(

Let's just say they're somewhere in my room...

Buried in between ouch cushions, in my backyard, on the roof of my house . . . .

Nope, Never lost a sock in my entire life.

Under my Bed >.<

I just lose mine when I go to bed.They just magicly disappear.*Shrugs*

I had a really lucky sock once. Long story short, I was playing football and my ankle started bleeding majorly for little apparent reason. The sock sopped up the blood and helped clog the blood faster, my shoe was clean.

I really like that lucky sock.

I have no idea how it was lost, but I'll never forget how epic the brownish-red stain on it was.

This is one of those topics with a misleading name...
I "lose" mine just about every morning. xP. I get home after school, kick my socks off, then when I'm looking for them in the morning I can't remember where I put them.