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Rudy676
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What would u do?

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HumanDisease
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Do the zombies have a viral infection or is it merely a neurally induced trace state. If so I would f*** the first chick zombie, then I would cap her a** like the folks on GTA3.

HumanDisease
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Trance* lol

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Come on guys. This is what the zombie survival club is for. It is all of this, and more, just more organized, and we actually care about grammer, structure, and actual thought.

HumanDisease
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Okay then, I was military man. Gather all the frozen food, generators, Zippos or flints, gasoline and especialy weaponry you can handle and the find the best off-road fuel effecient vehical you can find. I reccomend the chevy avolanch, most parts are plastic therefore weightless.
Sams club, wallmart, and autozones are best for supplies ad provisions.

firetail_madness
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Be drafted to a new planet.

softin
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Its simple really 3 simple steps
1) run to wal-mart and grab a bunch of food/water
2) take shelter in a gun store
3) our last the zombies

obscuredemon
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1. Get a truck, load it with petrol. Drive to a mall, stock up on tinned food and farming equipment.
2. Get lots of wood and construction materials, load them in to the truck.
3. Find a boat, dump your stuff.
4. Sail to an island.
5. Find animals.
6. Start farm.
7. Find followers.
8 Save them from zombie attack.
9. Set yourself up as cult leader.
10. Set them working on the farm.
11. Relax until end of zombie attack.
12. Repopulate earth.
13. ...
14. Profit!

TYofLER
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luckily for me my mom's bf hunts so i would take his gun and machete find my old suitcase load it up with ammo and food get the truck drive up to all the gas stations in town and loading all the food/water into the truck as possible and drive out to a deserted highway close to a town and only drive into town when i need more supplies.

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Uh, take out my chain saw just in case, and run.


To Heavy. And the sound will attract and by the time you finish another 100 zombies would have surrounded you because they heard the sound of the chainsaw from AGES away.


I made my dad promise if any zombies came i could be in charge of the family. i would get my dad to get weapons around the house, my bro to get the cash and supplies and the cat, and my mum to get food from the fridge and stuff, while I play Xbox360 ( Jk's, i would help )

Then we RUN LIKE HELL outside into the backyard, we split into 2 groups, dad and me get the ladder, mum keeps watch, and bro retrains the dog from barking like crazy.

then we use the ladder to climb onto the roof and SET CAMP. ( zombies can't climb onto the top of your roof, espically if you pull the ladder up, or if the zombies are holding onto the ladder, you kick the ladder down ) Then we wait for a rescue patrol or surviors to come and safe us, then we go to their fort! =D

but if no-one comes we have supplies to last about 2 days. So when we are low on supplies we split into our 2 groups and search the next door neighbors houses and eventually the whole street. then it's about time to move to a better home/fort so yeah. we get on our 4 bikes in case a few abandoned cars block our path ( plus, sound from a car attracts more zombies) , then we can ride our bikes, carrying the few remaining supplies in our backpacks. then we get to the farm ( 20 HOUR RIDE = leave town by dawn, get to farm by dusk ).

then we settle in the house for the night taking nightwatch shifts and stuff.

the next day, my bro and dad search our neighbors place ( a farm lives across the road from ours ) for surviors
( he could be alive ) and his gun ( he has a licensed rifle ) and food.


So yah, then i'll think of a better plan if i make it that far.
SugarSweet19
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If i was with my friend, i'd run with my friend and then "accidentally" trip them so that the zombies will waste time to eat him/her alive.

TRUdog
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ACK HIIIDE!!!! Seriously though,

ACK!!!! CALL WILL SMITH!!!!

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I'd bust out my handy dandy Zombie CSU by Jonathan Maberry. I shall be the one to solve the zombie crimes and hopefully put a stop to it. ...So long as no ones listens to the dude who wrote The Serpent and the Rainbow...

lindzasaurusrex
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And I would head to my friend Ben's house. He demands I go there when the zombies attack, dunno why. x3

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And I would head to my friend Ben's house. He demands I go there when the zombies attack, dunno why. x3



Lol I think it's so he could eat you when he turns into a zombie.
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