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At this very moment? Probably drive to the local Wal-Mart or grocery store to stock up on essentials such as water and canned food. 2 months worth, at least. Then, drive to the desert and wait it out until the zombies die out. Hopefully...

when i was 10 years old i had a giant plan of what i would do but now all i do is remember:

Stay Fit
Stay Calm
THINK

Ok. This is what we do.
Refer to this as a world war strategy.

FRONT LINE:
Swordmen
Tigers

MIDDLE LINE:
Knights
Javelineers
Canonneers

BACK LINE:
TEH ARCHERS

We send the front line at first. The Archers shoot arrows up to teh skyzor.

Naa just joking.


RUN!

I'd simply shoot them. Then, with that done, try to organize people into a massive army obeying me and start building my own empire on the Roman model, you know, to pass the time.
Really, we see a lot of the zombie apocolypse style story though what we don't really see is the what comes next story. When all of the zombies have been gunned down, chopped up, or simply starved to death, what happens next. Who takes power, does someone start trying to conquer, does a new and powerful church rise to power, what happens after the zombies. That's an interesting idea.

Uh, take out my chain saw just in case, and run.

I would simply, do nothing, as boring as it seems its cold enough here for zombies to freeze quite easily(not body heat and all) then go further north so zombies will be frozen all year round and nature is the only thing to worry about.

This is why we have the zombie survival thread mate.
But I would probably NOT go to Wal mart or large stores. Looter's will already be there, people would've taken stuff. Instead, since im on a coastal fishing town, I would probably get a boat, while scavenging for supplies, get harppons, and fishing supplies, and a water purifier (there is tons on the docks, used for cleaning) steal one, take it on the boat, grab pots, pans, lighters, and probably a hatchet, which i could find easily on the docks, and then I would go out to sea. There is some islands off the coast, and they are sparsely inhabited, and not many people would go there, since the currents there is dangerous, and it takes a skilled navigator to channel through( lots of reefs)

In that way, I would probably eliminate the zombies one by one on one of the islands, and some have livestock as well, and wells, and a a few houses on their hamlets, and I would basically stay there for as long as possible. Plus this boat, It would be a typical, small motor boat( you need keys for trawlers)
But there would be oars in the boat as well. So you could probably fish off the shore to get food besides the livestock, and im set.


THIS BELONGSI N THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL CLUB.
Oh and one more thing. Like everyone, have a panic attack.

Well zombies don't really exist so...

But I would get essentials and hide somewhere remote with a few others and weapons.

I'd take all the guns I could find in a gun store, and sit on the roof with enough food to last for a while, and take an AR-15, and since I live in a small town, I could just kill all of the zombies. Yay happy. Unless they are like the kind of zombies that were in I am Legend. (0_o) Then I'd die. They can crawl up walls

Create a cure to Solanum (zombie disease). But in the meanwhile. Shoot me some zombies, and maybe get a few test subjects

i would have to use safety scissors... and slice them... safely. xDDD

Are we just talking about zombie humanoids, or zombie animals, too? If we're talking animals then that's a WHOLE different story. Zombie humans could be handled, but zombie animals? We're in trouble... all of us!

Are we just talking about zombie humanoids, or zombie animals, too? If we're talking animals then that's a WHOLE different story. Zombie humans could be handled, but zombie animals? We're in trouble... all of us!

I believe there is a topic going on about this but anyways...
Find a sword... Keep on the highway... And avoid any towns/cities UNLESS I need fuel. If I find a gun i'll definitely keep it close, but look out for ammo, and not use it often.

Ammo worries? Easy solution.. A sling or a slingshot.. rocks and acorns become deadly weapons for the living OR the dead.

As for what I'd do? I'd find the people I love to make sure they are safe.. Then just. um.. run?