just imagine your in a Zombie Outbreak with 2 other surviors and a zombie bit anyone of your fingers ( your pick ) what would you do??
THINGS TO KNOW:
* Zombie Survial Guide says if you cut off the limb of which you were bitten you only have a 10% Chance of non-infection.
* You can have whatever equipment you want
* It's possible your immune but it would be a first and as far as YOU know your not sure if your immune... so you could just hope for the best * ------------ OPTIONS:
1: Shoot Yourself
2: Light Your self on fire and run into a pack of zombies
3: Do nothing and hope your immune
4: Do nothing and hope your not immune, being a zombie could be fun!
5: Get out your gun and take as many zombies with you and shoot your self before you reanimate
6: Cut off your finger ( remember, 10% success rate )
7: cut off your arm ( probably around a 20% success rate )
8: cut off halve off your body ( probably a 40% success rate but you'll probably die from blood loss )
9: get one of your surviors to shoot you
10: ask one of the surviors to stay with you and get the other to search for a cure that probably doesn't exist and the likelyhood that it's within 24 Hours ( you reanimate in 24 Hours ) travel is crazyily low.
11: { Insert your awesome plan here }
I would pick 'Option 6' and hope for the best, what about you?
11) i would look at my finger, look at the zombie, and then pull out a tommy gun and yell, EAT LEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! and fill him full of holes and then i would deploy a hydrogen bomb and blow the rest of the zombies within a 100 mile radius to bits. i would die too, though. oh well no plan is perfect. hee hee
Whatever equpiment eh? Well I shoot the zombie with a pistol and then inject myself with the cure, after I have sex with the other 2 survivors in an awesome 3some.
11. First off I B**** Slap the zombie to let him know that he bit the wrong PIMP. Then I turn around to see the other survivor pointing the gun at me. He says, "YUZ GUNA TURN INA ONE OF EM!" I reply, "AWW SH-" Then he proceeds to unload all his ammo into me out of fear/stupidity. I come back to life as a super zombie and then I proceed to make that dumb@$$ that killed me a zombie then make his zombie self my B****. Finally I start a zombie school and teach zombies the fundamentals of being a "good" zombie. 1.The B**** slap. Nothing gets the point across to a dumb@$$ human that a good slap to the face. 2.The crip walk. We are zombies this should be a natural thing. 3.Start a zombie strip club. NUFF SAID!
I really hope no one pays attention to the "Zombie Survival Guide". I don't see how there's a percentage of survival when cutting off a finger to stop the spread of a virus. You get bit by a rabid dog, cutting off your finger fixes it. You get bit by a snake, cutting off your finger fixes it (No poison). You get bit by a zombie, cutting off your finger would fix it if you didn't wait too long. I choose that.
11) Step 1 : Scream Step 2 : Bite the zombie's finger ! Eye for an eye! Step 3 : Kill the zombie ! Step 4 : Go to a top secret lab and to something to regenerate your finger. Step 5 : I'm mad. Kill all the zombies !!
