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Dannydaninja
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just imagine your in a Zombie Outbreak with 2 other surviors and a zombie bit anyone of your fingers ( your pick ) what would you do??

THINGS TO KNOW:

* Zombie Survial Guide says if you cut off the limb of which you were bitten you only have a 10% Chance of non-infection.

* You can have whatever equipment you want

* It's possible your immune but it would be a first and as far as YOU know your not sure if your immune... so you could just hope for the best *
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OPTIONS:

1: Shoot Yourself

2: Light Your self on fire and run into a pack of zombies

3: Do nothing and hope your immune

4: Do nothing and hope your not immune, being a zombie could be fun!

5: Get out your gun and take as many zombies with you and shoot your self before you reanimate


6: Cut off your finger ( remember, 10% success rate )

7: cut off your arm ( probably around a 20% success rate )

8: cut off halve off your body ( probably a 40% success rate but you'll probably die from blood loss )

9: get one of your surviors to shoot you

10: ask one of the surviors to stay with you and get the other to search for a cure that probably doesn't exist and the likelyhood that it's within 24 Hours ( you reanimate in 24 Hours ) travel is crazyily low.

11: { Insert your awesome plan here }




I would pick 'Option 6' and hope for the best, what about you?

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Graham
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I'd probably scream in pain and try to get the zombie off of my finger. Then try to tend to the wound and find something else to do.

knight_34
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11. I would launch a nuclear missile at the zombies and get the hell out of wherever I would be. Then I'd cut off an arm and lock myself in secure cell in case I would reanimate.

lightcrux
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Option 11. I'd get in a military Humvee, drive right through a horde of zombies while shooting at them. Then, I'll proceed to cut my finger off. Go to the nearest water body, swim in it and hope I wouldn't reanimate. Albeit, even if I did it would be fun.

Moe
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I would pick option 10, but keep them for busy for 24 hours, then option 11: Brains.

KOi777
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11: lolz i'd still use my hotwired computer while the zombies are at the door waiting for me to reanimate while im playing left 4 dead 3 on the pc whilst zombies are flooding the servers xD and at the 23 hour i would walk outside and say "lol noobs joo cant tuch dis" and cut my head off and put in a glass jar of water like in futurama

Azial
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11) I'd bite off my other finger so it'd look even. :>

Riou1231
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11. The zombie's still there? RIGHT? So i grab him by the neck and repeatedly bash his head onto the cement wall. Then I cut off ALL of my fingers, no use in having just 3 fingers and a thumb now won't it? Then I take out a bandage roll and wrap it around the stump that was once my hand and hope I'm immune.

Dannydaninja
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Lol, great idea's guys!

I change my plan.

Do Option 6, ( Cut off Finger ) and if it looks like i'm gonna turn into one of " them " i'll do option 2... lol

Zanto_zsnes
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11 : Become a zombie and eat the other survivors.

Maverick4
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11) Load an SUV with explosives and a deadmans switch and drive into the biggest pack of zombies I can find. (Misery LOVES Company) >

chitown
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I pick oprion 4. I have always wanted to be a zombie lolz.

Trumpetfury
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11. i would... cut off my finger. and then go after the zombies with a vendetta, cuz i liked my pinky finger!! D:
then, after that, i would just hope that i was immune...

cusefan666
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11.) kindly ask for it back.... and if he dousnt id turn and kill Obama

valkery
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Lick it until it did not hurt and then kill myself.

TexanProvo
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Try to lure the zombies into a confined area and take two grenades. As the zombies are circling around me but not sure weather to attack me or not and as I'm slowly and painfully turning into a zombie I pull the pins from both grenades and then as the zombies decide to attack for the hell of it drop to my knees and drop the grenades. I explode taking a large group of zombies with me and the fleeing survivors are saddened by my loss.

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