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feed him to my dogsxD

I'd cut off his hand and make him eat it.

i'd slaughter them. Then i'd do lots of cool stuff...like get all f's in school, and i wouldn't have anyone to stop me, lol.

i wouldnt care :P
my parents suck

I would thank the killer and be his friend. (later after were friends i would kill him though) ^_^

i would crucifie him
(i love my parents and nothing would be better than nkilling my parents killer)

i kill him painfully and slowly

Uhmm, run? XD

umm ide tell the police wat is wrong with you guys

tell the police about everything

Make his life hell, then turn him in!

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Force him to drink about 3 gallons of water, nail him to a sign post, shove a knife in his kidney, and staple his wee shut. Then, break every bone in his body one at a time, very slowly until he screamed like a woman.

Well i'll first start spasing out and swearing like "Why the **** did you just kill my parents you *****" then i'll probablly start punching and kicking him. Then I would start throwing stuff at him then i'll run and get a knife and threatin him if he runs away i'll call the cops and start crying if he stays ill probally throw the knife at his head.Then i'll jump on his head.

I would just let him run away :P (I hate my parents...)