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feeed
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feeed
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what will you do if some one kill your parent in front of your eyes?

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JWE
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JWE
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I would kill the OP.

firetail_revenge
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firetail_revenge
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Duh, kill the killer, no matter how. Crack him on the head with the couch.

tenac
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tenac
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I would tie a rope to each of his hands, connect him to a machine, and it would slowly pull him apart.

gotcha84
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I would give him the samurai suicide treatment. Y'know, where you stab the sword near your abdomen, and while bleeding (but not quite dying), churn the sword around in a circular motion. This will cause the intestines to tangle around the sword (but you're still not dead) and then you take it out. Then, you suffer the pain and die a slow, painful death.
How painful :-S

cornel888
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torture the killer with ancient egpyt and chinesee techniques

sonnymasta
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i would:
tell him that i do not care if he killed my parents and then when the killer faces back i would use a stunning injection then hang the killer on something then scratch his clothes off with a knife then throw the knife at various parts of the killer's body in this order:
left leg,right leg,left hand,right hand,left knee,right knee,
left shoulder,right shoulder,penis,abdomen,left breast,right breast,
neck, and head.if i miss any i would stab it.that would teach the killer a lesson he would never forget in hell!

thegrim23
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id rip out all their fingernails then id set alight their naughty bits then id cut of their arms then rip out their teeth then chop off their legs then slowly i would plunge a knife into their chest and if it doesnt kill them then id stab em with another knife then another and another etc.

Bratt02
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Well, I'll kick him so hard, since I'm a soccer player, and I'll get the weapon he was using and kill him... But, I might die as well, who knows.

Djkgb
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Djkgb
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Rip him all to little pieces and be eaten by birds.

runeman153
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runeman153
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id hurt him the same way he/she hurt my parents, except make it way more horrible for him/her.REVENGE!!!

haslife
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haslife
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i would tie him up and make himc watch care bears

jeremy12
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i would first tie him to a pole, then stab him allover his legs and arms, shoot him in the stomach and then let wila animals tourture him to peices then i will stamp on his head and laugh at him

turret
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Call the popos

Nerdius
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I would totally go all "Batman" like on the sucker (batman is classic)

Nerdius
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If you don't know who what Batman did... Seriously, did you grow up in a dumpster?

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