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there was a kid named john, he just woke up.
he go's downstairs and eats.
He steps outside.

He gets the morning paper, and he sees the front page. The front page is nothing special, so he groggily steps back inside.

When he gets back inside, he notices that his dog had torn a hole in the screen, and has run into the woods that make up his backyard.

john then sees a bear.
runs back in side to get his rifle
shoots the bear and the bear gets PO and starts charging after him

John runs into his house and locks the door.
The bear throws himself against the house.

Bear roars summoning other bears. Bears attack house. John starts shooting like no tommorrow.

Bears start making huge cracks on the door.
John dumps his useless weapon and brings out a Flamethrower and fires at the door.
Door burns and Bears get roasted and very,very angry.

Bears start making huge cracks on the door.
John dumps his useless weapon and brings out a Flamethrower and fires at the door.
Door burns and Bears get roasted and very,very angry.

John kisses the bear to forgive him. John gets an erection. Bear bites his... you know what off.

He falls on the floor cuz of the pain and the floor all of the sudden dissapeares . John is now in space.

He crashes into a spaceship. Alien inside is angry. He blasts John onto Mars.

John gets spacesuit. John builds giant floating palace on mars. John ponders meaning of life.

John dies after years. He gets into HELL. He is fryed now.

John makes friends with devil. Devil lets john go. John is free to run with rabbits.

One rabbit had rabies. He bites John. John now has rabies.