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Trumpetfury
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im gonna post a story every time i think of a new one... other than that, here is my new one.

The ripping wind ripped at the tent staked into the ground. I looked up, and suddenly saw the stars displayed before me. I grabbed at the tent, but the fast wind didnt let me get a hold on it. My phone was laying open in front of me, for my pet platypus, Billy, had stubbed his toe on my 5lb block of silver, and i called the ambulance. I looked to my right, and saw nothing. But i should have seen my silver Volvo parked by an oak tree. The freakishly large star, i think its called 'the sun' was for some reason, rising in the sky. I looked at my son, sleeping inside the Volvo. Wait, my Volvo is gone, therefore, my son is gone too! I looked, and looked, but for naught. The Volvo was not found by me. Until 3 minutes later, i happend to stub my toe on the tire. I looked down, and saw my son. I sighed, and walked away. As i walked away though, i heard a whistling noise. I looked up, and saw a nuke coming down. 'darn' i said, i had a good life. Wait, no i had'nt. Anyways, i tried digging a 54ft deep hole in the ground while i saw the nuke, i jumped into the hole, and i didnt die. The Volvo was unscathed also, i could'nt climb out of the hole. i dug to the side, and found a deposit of diamond. I was somewhat happy, except that i could not get out of the hole. I died. Now that i am dead, i shall go see my pet platypus, for his stubbed toe got infected by Lou Gherrigs disease. And he died. My son lived. He started driving home, but a hulking black shape loomed in the distance.

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CommanderDude7
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I like these stories. They give me a laugh and the endings always throw me.

Trumpetfury
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yea, when i write them, i think... 'What is the stupidest thing i can type....?' so i type it down! xD

SirLegendary
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Duke

heheheh award wining?? lol? I like em though.

Trumpetfury
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getting kinda boring, lol... like thoad said, i guess i'll write a good story.

vinster132
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Jester

If you want to impress Thoad, continue on this.

Just a suggestion.

Trumpetfury
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Nomad

do you really think that its that good? i've written better....

vinster132
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Jester

Not that good. But you can make it better. Then, just starting all over...

thoadthetoad
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because pi never ends.

It actually repeats at the trillionth or so place.

ALSO: It couldn't still be happening because if it goes to 4 seconds, you are officially over pi. Therefore, it just happens in pi seconds.

Also known as: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MATH OR SCIENCE GRR.
Trumpetfury
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i never said that. i just said 3.1415926535897 look that number over. never said it was pi... it may look like pi, but it ends there. :P

Trumpetfury
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Is it just me, but are people trying to copy my stories? im just sayin, cuz jabello, snipershot, sprite..... idk, but people are jealus of me. :P

CommanderDude7
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Yeah I noticed everyone is doing the short story thing. Guess you started something.

vinster132
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Jester

They just want to do it for the points. And not putting effort into it...

But not you Trumpet, you're trying to impress Thoad...

Trumpetfury
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yes, i am... and i've been busy lately, so whenever i have the time, i'll make sure to write the bestest story of ever! :P

slayguy8
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wow a quick cool story

snipershot325
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My phone was laying open in front of me, for my pet platypus, Billy, had stubbed his toe on my 5lb block of silver, and i called the ambulance.
WTF????I phone for your pet platapus billy,ok you can interprete this guy is on drugs and or stupid!
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