Me:so what happened to you and your friend? Sister: IDK...we havent talked... Me:so you arent seeing each other anymore? Sister:....im not lesbien you know... Me:...
^That could have been a lot worse if it wasn't your sister... I remember once I was waiting for my bus after school and this one girl that was on my bus was jumping a little bit (don't ask me why). So, just for the heck of talking, (I was really tired and my brain wasn't completely with it) I said something like "Someone's feeling bouncy today!" and then in my head I was like "I cannot believe I seriously just said that D:" Yeah, it got kind of bad :P
@Deadlyvelociraptor: At first I was like..."you got in trouble for swearing at your little brother?" (I don't know if you have a little brother, I just assumed it was your little brother because I have a little brother), but then I got it... That happens a lot if we start a round of yo momma jokes.
no it was my older brother... my little brother is cute and energetic... not annoying... and yet my older brother and I literally try to kill each other...
another situation (didn't happen to me but happened to my friend):
he was walking with me and some other people in my class: him: *telling a joke... if you can call it a joke* everybody: *awkward silence* him: *explaining the joke* everybody: *still awkward silence* him: *starts telling another joke...*
I had to read it out, and the person beside me kept whispering testicle in my ear, and then I read it out as "Most octopuses have 8 testicles", which was pretty awkward in the situation.
My friend wanted to ask this girl to prom, but he was nervous. I was like, just ask Anonymous Name for advice. Anonymous Name denied his invite to prom...
Freshman girl: I have to leave... My sister is having a seizure right now Me: I hope that isn't an excuse to get out of here Me (thinking to myself): ... I'm a horrible person
