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Joe96
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Ever have one of those moments when you say something and a few seconds later you realize that what you said sounded really bad?

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Pazx
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Why would you be waiting for a bus after school? XD.


So he can get home? Derp.

I've made yo mama jokes in front of my mom to my brother a couple times

I also had a super awkward hug with my ex a few days ago :0
BVHdrummer
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My mom was cleaning out my pockets and found a trojan wrapper in my pocket, and then tried having the sex talk with me...

That was awkward haha

Pazx
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Ooh, I forgot the big one. I'm kicking myself over it.

See, my friend, who in all honesty I love her and constantly get rejected came up and told me she liked me, but she hated how I lied, and got all poetic on me and started saying I never give her the ending. She said something like "I want to hear the ending".

And I said something like "You and me. Together... or me gone" and I now realize I shouldn't have put that pressure on her :/ she's been so good to me.

and @BVH, mom went through my phone because its busted and she took it to the shop when I was busy, and then I get the talk XD

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Pauler your a horrible person. Lol though funny story.

That just kinda... Slipped out of my mouth. I really felt awful about it. I talked with her about it after and we're cool now. We're actually really good friends. I've got another one too from last night:

I went to a party with a lot of kids from my school and I had a few drinks (there was no alcohol people, it was soda, lol) and I really had to go to the bathroom. So I went upstairs and it was one of those bathrooms that's a single toilet and nothing else (since it was at a venue type of place), and two of my friends were waiting, and they let me go first. So when I got done, I went back downstairs and rejoined some of my other friends, and they asked me where I was, and I was like, "I was in the bathroom with anonymous and anonymous." And then afterwords I was regretting saying that.
Joe96
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Why would you be waiting for a bus after school? XD

Because they come after school ends, probably because they have to go to other schools too :P
Joe96
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"Most octopuses have 8 testicles"

Wow, that must have stunk...
I remember once in gym class in 7th grade, we were doing sit ups and I had lunch the hour before. So I had this major build up of gas and when I did a sit up (if you do a sit up, you'll see how it's evil when you have gas), I let out an epic old-man-like fart...worst of all it was in a gym with big ceilings so it got louder and echoed D:
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Parents find tumblr appauled by bad language, parents then find out about multiple suicide attempts, self harming, and how much I question the true faith of alot of christians and preachers, and support of gay rights. Please note family is extermely catholic and conservative. Fun times.

(just posted from an ipod touch, feelin pro)

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