Ooh, I forgot the big one. I'm kicking myself over it.
See, my friend, who in all honesty I love her and constantly get rejected came up and told me she liked me, but she hated how I lied, and got all poetic on me and started saying I never give her the ending. She said something like "I want to hear the ending".
And I said something like "You and me. Together... or me gone" and I now realize I shouldn't have put that pressure on her :/ she's been so good to me.
and @BVH, mom went through my phone because its busted and she took it to the shop when I was busy, and then I get the talk XD
Pauler your a horrible person. Lol though funny story.
That just kinda... Slipped out of my mouth. I really felt awful about it. I talked with her about it after and we're cool now. We're actually really good friends. I've got another one too from last night:
I went to a party with a lot of kids from my school and I had a few drinks (there was no alcohol people, it was soda, lol) and I really had to go to the bathroom. So I went upstairs and it was one of those bathrooms that's a single toilet and nothing else (since it was at a venue type of place), and two of my friends were waiting, and they let me go first. So when I got done, I went back downstairs and rejoined some of my other friends, and they asked me where I was, and I was like, "I was in the bathroom with anonymous and anonymous." And then afterwords I was regretting saying that.
Wow, that must have stunk... I remember once in gym class in 7th grade, we were doing sit ups and I had lunch the hour before. So I had this major build up of gas and when I did a sit up (if you do a sit up, you'll see how it's evil when you have gas), I let out an epic old-man-like fart...worst of all it was in a gym with big ceilings so it got louder and echoed D:
Parents find tumblr appauled by bad language, parents then find out about multiple suicide attempts, self harming, and how much I question the true faith of alot of christians and preachers, and support of gay rights. Please note family is extermely catholic and conservative. Fun times.