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"You can get more with a kind word and a gun, then with just a kind word." - Al Capone

Kind of like this.

"Death solves all problems, no man, no problem"

-Stalin

"Suit up!"

Im sure you all know who

its about

bliddy

alex rider

Winston, You're drunk.

And you're ugly Bessy but tomorrow i'm sober again.

-Winston Churchill.

I hope you all get the joke.

"A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... or an alligator."

'Don't let schooling interfere with your education.'
~Mark Twain~

'To be sure to hit the target, shoot first, and then call whatever you hit, the target.'
~Jetcord~

'In my world, everyone's a pony, and they eat rainbows, and they poop out butterflies'
~Katie, Horton Hears a Who~

'You can lose freinds. but you can't forget them'
~Thomas1st~

Those who cannot do, teach. Those who cannot teach, learn. Those who cannot learn, die of starvation when their parents kick them out of the house.-Me, unless someone else said this, in which case them.

"The water bong, is, it's just so smooth. You don't know how, how, high you're getting....until it's too late."
Bubbles, the Trailer Park Boys.

Oooh an other churhill qoute:

"Churchill, if I were you're wife, i'de put poison in you're coffee!" Said the woman.

"And if I were you're husband, I would drink that coffee!" Said Churchill.


tehe

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names

"I don't know how the third world war will be fought, but I do know how the fourth will, with sticks & stones." Albert Einstein

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix.

All of my favorite quotes. I know most of them are lame but that's why I love them...

"Love me" - Justin Bieber
"Congrats. Now the universe will implode." - Maddi
"My Baby has rabbies!" - Dan Hart
"yes he is your BOYFRIEND" - Bennett
"Did you really have to put it in ALL CAPS LIKE THIS?" - Maddi
"Wasn't looking at my phone I'm playing Xbox." -Spencer
"He [Bain] wears pink shoes that you gave him." -Westly
"Remember who is the prisoner here." -Shadow
"Alright... but why me?" -Westly
"Look... I don't want to work for him [Dr.Eggman]." -Shadow
"Someone named Knuckles already did that once." -Shadow
" Everything is wrong with perfect Anna-Beth. Everything." -Shadow
"I swear Anna-Beth. As soon as I save you, I am going to kill you." -Westly
"There is no we in weird... oh... wait..." -Maddi
"There is no I in weird... oh...wait..." -Maddi
"hey Twinny!!!" -Maddi
"I am a species confused wolf!!" -Maddi
"I'm a duck! MOO!!" -Maddi
"Perfect." -Skiz
"YA!" -Fizzel
"Ok... this is gonna be really weird for me too..." -Todd
"Most of these quotes are funny in the context." - Anna-Beth
"Please answer the next question..." -James
"HEY ODD!!!" -Blake
"Let's take his[Pharaoh's] leather pants!!" -Maddi
"My hair looks nothing like a keribo!" - Jaden
"Only the shadow knows!" - James
"This is my United States of Whatever!" - Blake
"Then up comes Zapo. And I'm like Hey Zapo. What's up? And he's like nothing. And I'm like cool." - Liam Lynch
"I feel like Edward Cullen." - Bain
"STOP PERSUEADING ME WITH WINKING!!!" - Anna-Beth
"I just have to say one more thing before you die. What is it? YOUR ON SCARETACTICS!!!" - Blake

"We must use time as a tool, not as a couch."

-John F. Kennedy

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye", and you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.

- Portal