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"It was cute when you were five, now it just throws my back out." - Billy Ray Cyrus.

"You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you cant pick your friends nose."

-Billy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

"There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness."
- Po (Jack Black), Kung Fu Panda, 2008

Also theres "IMA FIRIN MY LAZOR" and "ITS OOVER 9000!!!!!!" cant remeber where i heared these but i really wanted to say them (srry 4 double post)

''I'll use my faithful frying pan, as a DRYING PAN!''
- Brock, under a hard rain, in one of the numerous pokemon films.

"*weird platypus noise*" - Perry the Platypus/ Agent P

The pen is mightier than the sword.

Dating women

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
-Emo Philips

'Jen! Is Roy off the phone yet? The spider is now upon my person.'

Richard Ayoade

"Now we are the masters of our own fate"-Shaolin Master

"Ich bin ein Berliner"
-John F. Kennedy

Sure, he meant to say "I am a Berliner" but he really said "I am a Jelly Doughnut". Even though people in Berlin knew he said Jelly Doughnut, they still understood what he was trying to get across.

"Moving stuff with my Mind makes me feel like a Jedi" --Daniel McNeely

"Cut it out with the flaming. Don't make me get the belt out" -- Nemo

"Should I ban you before or after I tell everyone what it means?" -- Gantic

Instead of historic quotes, I scrounged up some AG quotes (also historic). Quotes that make me lol

I have quite a few that I like on my profile.

Let's see.
Due to this being mainly other people's creations, merged with the lack of commentary on why you choose a certain quote, I think I will just lock this.
Otherwise it might as well just be a copy paste fest of copy pasting without adding in anything yourself (even writing out the quote yourself, you are still using the words of someone else, and thus are not actually contributing).