The hammering struck clearly on the balmy Spring day two weeks past the official start of the season. Of course, no one would heed the diminutive rabbit as he hastened to the next post with rodent-like fluidity. But he wasn't a rodent. He was a rabbit, or possibly a hare. No one knew for sure which, but that didn't matter. What mattered were the posters he had posted up all along the ways and thoroughfares of Armor Games.
Yes, yes it is. If we were on schedule we'd be doing Preposterous Pie Punnery, Capturing the Pie, and Pie Throwing, but there isn't a schedule because it's cancelled.