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I would stab it with a knife.

What if your dad told you that you were grounded for life?

I would say "Look, it's Bill Clinton", then when he was looking i would put Cheese in his path so when he step forward he would trip, then when he was on the ground i would run away to Candy Land and blow with Fairies all day long.

What if a remote controlled car told you to hop on it and it would take you away to Radio Shack where you would live out the rest of your life in happiness.

I always try to be as random as possible in these games.

i would break the car! ahhhh radio shack.

What if a whale told you to be fat

I would grab a mirror and say look at yourself.


What if a ant called you short.

Wait no what if micheal jackson asked you to get in his car?

i would shoot him and i bet you would too.

what if walmart asked you to by their products

I would look at the price and shout at them.

What if a wolf asked you to go for lunch?

I'd kick it so hard it's grandkids would feel it.

What if Freddy Kruger called u ugly?

I would scream.

What if a man told you to hit him?

i would cut off his big toe.

what if a blade of grass actually cut you, like a blade

well. i would.

What if a dog told you to bite a log?

i would

What if an octopus told you to eat a cookie?

What if a stranger told you that your not a good kid to steal!

I would slap him, take him, throw him into a basket, sell him, and buy some cookies.

What if a stranger told you he had candy?

i would tell the stranger that thats a great thing cause u wont want to steal me heheh

What if a Person Asked you if u were pregnant but u werent?