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firetail_madness
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Well, the title explains it all. You copy the sentence

What if a ____ told you to ______?

Then fill in the blanks. The next person answers the question, and makes one of their own. I'll start.

What if a mouse told you to give him a cookie?

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Zerlock1124
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Nomad

I would query what he needed help with. Either that or punch him in the face because i hate clowns...


What if a Nigerian King told you to give him a million dollars?

gman1000
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Nomad

I would decline. He has enough money already.

What if a AG Member told you to Spam?

Craze77
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Peasant

I would tell him that I dont spam for points.

What if a dead dog told u to eat him?

Zerlock1124
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Nomad

...how can a LIVE dog talk, let alone a dead one...

I would bury it in a remote place where it can't come back to haunt me in my dreams somehow...

What if a teacher told you to fail a test?

gman1000
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Nomad

I would decline. You should not do something wrong just because someone in authority tells you to.

What if a Doctor told you to put leaches on yourself?

Zophia
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Scribe

I would lay of the pain killers for a while...

What if a mod told you to flame another member?

Shark7996
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Nomad

My answer depends on the looks of said mother... +<

What if a robot told you to join it to gain world domination?

Strop
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Bard

What if a Doctor told you to put leaches on yourself?


If my opinion concurred with the doctor's, I'd do it xD

What if a robot told you to join it to gain world domination?


I would activate my giant denim pocket attack and void the warranty.

@ nonconformist: that was blatantly inappropriate.

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thoadthetoad
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I would shoot the robot in the face.

What if a cow told you to do the flamingo and jump off the empire state building because all your freinds are doing it.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

What if a cow told you to do the flamingo and jump off the empire state building because all your freinds are doing it.



Hrm...........peer presure+cow+flamingo-empire state bulding=360 half caf nose bone!

What If I told you to say hi to me?
thoadthetoad
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Peasant

i'd say hi!!!

what if a zombie told you to do the kitty dance?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

i would be all.........No! Then shoot it in the head, destroying the brain, and ending the zombie.

What if Thoadthetoad told you to JOIN THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL CLUB TODAY!

thoadthetoad
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Peasant

I would yell at you and say:

BUT I'M ALREADY THE ADMINISTRATOR, AND DON'T YOU TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME!!!

what if a owl told you to do naughty things to a fishing pole?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

I would be like look away. lol

what is me and thoad keep doing this?

thoadthetoad
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Peasant

I dunno, this is fun I suppose, I'm gonna go track strongbow with a pair of bolt-cutters now. . . .

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