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Id say... hell no your too fat!

what if a shark asked you for ice cream?

what if a shark asked you for ice cream?

simple, I'd take it and smash it over your head ;D

What if you turned invisible :3

that's not a What if a _____ told you to ______? question. that's just a what if question.

Im changing it up!!!!
WHAT IF you turned invisible?

then i sneak up on you and do unspeakable things

What if a cop told you to smoke greens??

I wouldn't because cops ain't got greens homie!

What if a politician told you to take his place?

I would do a substandard job, thus making the previous and future politicians look better. This in turn will increase general popularity for the others which I will eventually turn against them by providing incriminating evidence which I acquired in my political figurehead years. As a result, the human species will progress and become less trusting (which I classify as progressing).

Or I could just refuse.

What if a lethal disease told you to procure pneumonia?

I would ignore it and eat some candy.

What it a bunny told you it had your cookie?

tear that bunny in half and slirp its brains out with a draw, then take teh cookie.
what if a pwnasaurus told you to be a noobz0r so it could pwn you?

I'd make it suck my dick

What if you had to choose between being raped by a huge group of homosexuals or getting your dick cut off?

I would send chuck norris to save me.

What if a Mouse stole your Cheese?

What if a Mouse stole your Cheese?

how would you force a vegan to eat red meat?