The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.
Waitwaitwaitwaitnononono. I'm a Pole, I can't die from alcohol poisoning! This is madness!
I summon Leonidas while I hire 1000000 workers to dig a 2 kilometers deep pit filled with lava and wolves behind the wall, and then tell Leonidas that if he kicks the wall in there, he will get an almost infinite supply of vodka and meat for him and his 300. If I can't do this because I'm dead, I become a ghost and possess another human to do this.
I summon Leonidas while I hire 1000000 workers to dig a 2 kilometers deep pit filled with lava and wolves behind the wall, and then tell Leonidas that if he kicks the wall in there, he will get an almost infinite supply of vodka and meat for him and his 300. If I can't do this because I'm dead, I become a ghost and possess another human to do this. And don't force me to take out ultimate weapons!
A: you died.
B: Leonidas got distacted by some modern Persians.
Current Wall hp: 80,700 Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2. Immune to mandates in the user's post and is full of alcohol. Dead: russianfreak, Minnakht Stage: Completely open plain, with a few tumble weeds
you send in a bomber, it drops some bombs on the wall, - 500 hp
You aren't allowed to say what I can and can't do in this forum game. I am the game master, defy me and you will be banned, got it? (sorry if that was a little harsh, but I needed to get the point across...)
I summon the demmons from the depths from hell to attack the wall. (i told the demmons to not attack John Cena) Then I send John Cena to FU the wall. I then send a nuke.
knowing RubberyChicken from what I have seen on this thread...probably not russianfreak,although who knows he might just let you live just to prove me wrong in attempt to annoy me or something....yeah so really I don't know.
Current Wall hp: 80,700 Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2. Immune to mandates in the user's post and is full of alcohol. Dead: russianfreak, Minnakht Stage: Completely open plain, with a few tumble weeds. Sandstorm!
OK,so the US and Russian Government have caught up with the wall and have entered the game world to attack the wall now.
Mysteriously, a sandstorm brews, jamming all weapons.
What the **** it was remote controlled nuclear missle so if it was heading at me i would have turned it around!!!! So i am not dead!!!
I would resurect you. except you said ****, and used 3 exclaimation points, so no hope for you there since it wasn't in the original post, you can't go back and say something was. or else you get slapped with this:
Immune to mandates in the user's post
I summon the demmons from the depths from hell to attack the wall. (i told the demmons to not attack John Cena) Then I send John Cena to FU the wall. I then send a nuke.
Demons don't listen to you, so they eat you, John Cena, and mysteriously the nuke too... (Game Reviewer1997 is dead)
knowing RubberyChicken from what I have seen on this thread...probably not russianfreak,although who knows he might just let you live just to prove me wrong in attempt to annoy me or something....yeah so really I don't know.
You are starting to know me too well, since I am unpredictable in my unpredictablities...
Yes well I send my special wizards out that make it look like there are 20000000 nukes coming at the wall,and then have more diggers dig undergrounds with a nuclear warhead,and have them drop it off below the wall,and then come out from the tunnel the way they came in,making sure the wall does not see them,and that they are far away enough to detonate the nuke,and that the wizards are too far away for the wall to launch any bricks at them.The Nukes are set that they will only detonate after set below the wall,and are in a steel casing that will come off once it is set to detonate.The people who place them there are strapped so if they die after it is set and they all die,but none of them have set off the nuke yet then it will detonate anyways.If that malfunctions then I have a button that will allow me to remotely detonate it,and if that fail safe does not work then I shall send my army of mole suicide bomber people to go from underneath the ground and detonate the bomb manually.
Yes well I send my special wizards out that make it look like there are 20000000 nukes coming at the wall, and then have more diggers dig undergrounds with a nuclear warhead,and have them drop it off below the wall,and then come out from the tunnel the way they came in,making sure the wall does not see them,and that they are far away enough to detonate the nuke,and that the wizards are too far away for the wall to launch any bricks at them.The Nukes are set that they will only detonate after set below the wall,and are in a steel casing that will come off once it is set to detonate.The people who place them there are strapped so if they die after it is set and they all die,but none of them have set off the nuke yet then it will detonate anyways. If that malfunctions then I have a button that will allow me to remotely detonate it,and if that fail safe does not work then I shall send my army of mole suicide bomber people to go from underneath the ground and detonate the bomb manually.
The Russian Army sees your operations, and not understanding you, kills all of your men, discovers what you were actually doing, then they trace the signal back to you, and as you are pressing the button to explode the bomb, you get killed by a rather pretty assassin. (Wall - 3,000 hp, 1,000 of it from the flammable alcohol. It was only a partial hit. crimsonblade55 is dead)
Current Wall hp: 73,700 Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2. Immune to mandates in the user's post. Dead: russianfreak, Minnakht, GameReviewer1997, Crimsonblade Stage: Completely open plain, with a few tumble weeds. Sandstorm!
