The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.
I just would like to say that the gun that shoots everything organic deals only 1 damage per second, so it isn't that strong to be a problem for anyone that can move out of range. I built it, after all.
Then, TYPICAL WEAPON 1, as the day of ULTIMATE WEAPONS is over - Pit Lord Sword.
I summon a Pit Lord from Heroes V, kill it with a whole army collected before and I was controlling it remotely, and then when it's dead I hire a MacGyver to build a robot "that can go to the wall's melee range and slash it with a sword like this one lying here near this demon, you see. And ensure it won't be interrupted by anything". He does this, and I equip the robot with the Vorpal Sword, the standard equipment of Pit Lords, that has the ability of "dealing additional damage equal to the attacked unit's MAX HP". So, if it works, the wall will take 100010 damage. PWNED. And I go to The Biggest Bank in World and wait there until the wall decides it had enough revenge for this.
you manage to kill yourself with a brick -50 hp to you (you are dead) -1 hp to the wall.
I just would like to say that the gun that shoots everything organic deals only 1 damage per second, so it isn't that strong to be a problem for anyone that can move out of range. I built it, after all.
Then, TYPICAL WEAPON 1, as the day of ULTIMATE WEAPONS is over - Pit Lord Sword.
I summon a Pit Lord from Heroes V, kill it with a whole army collected before and I was controlling it remotely, and then when it's dead I hire a MacGyver to build a robot "that can go to the wall's melee range and slash it with a sword like this one lying here near this demon, you see. And ensure it won't be interrupted by anything". He does this, and I equip the robot with the Vorpal Sword, the standard equipment of Pit Lords, that has the ability of "dealing additional damage equal to the attacked unit's MAX HP". So, if it works, the wall will take 100010 damage. PWNED. And I go to The Biggest Bank in World and wait there until the wall decides it had enough revenge for this.
A: you built the gun as a retard, who knows what you did?
B:
Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me,
just saying something is not ultimate doesn't change it, so your attack is void, also, if it isn't ultimate, I also have no clue what you are attacking with...
Oh ok so then i hire a man to put a lot of gas around the wall and gas all over the wall and then he takes a match and puts it flaming.
It hits the wall for 1,332 damage
Current Wall hp: [i]:O 66,666[O:/i] Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited. Dead: miguelin11, Devious Stage: Completely open plain, with a few tumble weeds.
A pure white cat walks up to the wall. Then it grows into a black alien with red markings and 3 eyes. It then moves behind the wall, and I send a black and red hedgehog after it, teleporting to avoid any counter attack, and BOTH try to tear down the wall.
HAHAHA i think i have done the most damage so far!!!!! Ok so now i hire a dude to throw the granades at the wall.
Because of your bragging, there were no pins in the grenades, they didn't even hit the wall either...
A pure white cat walks up to the wall. Then it grows into a black alien with red markings and 3 eyes. It then moves behind the wall, and I send a black and red hedgehog after it, teleporting to avoid any counter attack, and BOTH try to tear down the wall.
They both mysteriously get lost before even finding the wall, which turned out to be a mirage since global Warming is turning the plains into a desert. (real reson: I wanted the wall to be at 66,666 for 1 more post...)
I tell the wall that even though it's lost almost a third of it's hp that's all going to be okay, and I tell the wall that I can be a good friend.
Wall befriended, 50% chance to ignore counter, plus 10% damage.
Current Wall hp: :O 66,666 O: Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2 and Alt (if I may call you that). Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited. Dead: miguelin11, Devious Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.
Current Wall hp: :O 66,666 O: Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2 and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited. Dead: miguelin11, Devious Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.
Since nobody died on page 85, only some antics of mine against RussianFreak... nobody has been revived. And Alt, when are you going to backstab the wall?
OK,I am for now collecting an army,and sending a robot terrorists disguised as a diplomat to attack the wall with a bomb that he is carrying.I make sure to hold the button to blow up the robot the whole time in case of anything.
Current Wall hp: :O 66,666 O: Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2 and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited. Dead: miguelin11, Devious Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.
OK,I am for now collecting an army,and sending a robot terrorists disguised as a diplomat to attack the wall with a bomb that he is carrying.I make sure to hold the button to blow up the robot the whole time in case of anything.
the robot only partly explodes, dealing 50 damage
I will walk up to the wall and befriend it i get 50 bricks and some cement and put them on the wall to heal it as a gift of our friendship!
The wall trusts you (same bonuses as alt) wall heals 50
...so the damage done by the robot got healed by the next guy....great.Well as my attack I prep my army to be even larger,and then send more robots at the wall.This time with car bombs.
