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slliM
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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

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4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time.
5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine.
6. No repeating ways.

Guess I'll start us off.

1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

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iWazBord
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When they ask "Paper or Plastic" take both. I know it's lame, but I think it's funny x).

FryLock19
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When the lady at the man candy counter asks you "Paper or Plastic?" respond,"I didn't know they had paper!"

Riou1231
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Topple down all the aisles! I haven't done it before but it should be awesome.

Google567
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That sounds painful. Here's another:Hiring a bunch of Mexicans to rob the place.

sonicheroes95
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oh paying people to act like wild animals.

don't forget bring a fake ak47

iWazBord
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don't forget bring a fake ak47


I think that'll do more then getting kicked out of Wal Mart.
Google567
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Get a bunch of friends and a fake gun,and pretend you have hostages,and as the hours go by,kill (fakely) each one of them. But you might get shot by the FBI in the end,so it might not pay off.

daxflame44
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1.punch an employee in the face
2.crash a bike into a shelf
3.run in the wal mart dressed as a middle eastern with a stop watch wrapped around a couple of emergency flairs strapped around your screaming "DIE INFADELS!!!"

Google567
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That would scare the crap out of me!

Caucheka
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OMG
go up to the employees and tell them that you have the stuff if they got the money, especially when they are talking to other people or something.

JJ52
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Take all of the clothes off of all of the mannequins, then when you done with that, start taking the clothes off of yourself/ costumers/ employees!

fluffybunny422
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Take all of the clothes off of all of the mannequins, then when you done with that, start taking the clothes off of yourself/ costumers/ employees!


seriously dude lol...
JJ52
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Also, you can pretend to be a mannequin then jump out at people when the walk by.

pauler94
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Buy something that's $20 or more, go to the cashier, take out your wallet, and when you are about to give them the money, scream "Just kiddng" and run out of the store.

slushbucket
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1. sing on the cashier phone
2. show how crappy there prodnucts really are
3. take a dump in the trash bin
4.eat it
5. pretend to (censored info) the manikins
6. ok that was enough

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