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slliM
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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

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6. No repeating ways.

Guess I'll start us off.

1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

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notaguitarhero
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If you live in a catfishing area (Georgia, Tennessee, The south)
Go to the fishing department, find catfish bait.

Unleash the fury.

This stuff reeks to high hell.

TSL3_needed
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Light the Returns Department on fire.

Light the electronics section on fire.

Two sure fire ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

Matty360
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Start gnawing on the counter.
Put Mentos in all the Cocacola bottles.
Start stroking the toilets saying: "My preciousssss!" and ask the manager to join you.

I am so lame.

FryLock19
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Sleeping with the bosses daughter...in the Wal-Mart!

the_manta
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hit people with the_manta


...?

Hit Ichigo with my fists.

Knock over the entire electronics department.

For guys, start doing a photoshoot in the women's lingerie ssection.
ichigo772
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sorry the_manta

blow it up with tons of napalm,tnt,gunpowder, and what else but fire grenades

the_manta
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Call me Manta. And no problem.

Go up to the manager, tap his shoulder and say "Excuse me, if I were to rob this store, how fast are your guards?"

sonicheroes95
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talk to the manager and tell him this store sucks.

kill everyone who enters.

ichigo772
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i got it go up to manager and ask him *pulls gun out and aims at his head* how lucky are you?

Pois0nArr0w
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I'd bet they kick you out if you walked around the store all suspicious like with random crap you brought from home stuffed under your shirt.

Other than that, there's-

-Spraying people with the fire extinguisher
-Urinating in the sink
-Repeatedly cutting people off in the handicapped section of the parking lot
-Hijacking customers' carts
-Rolling through the parking lot n a shopping cart

ichigo772
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thowing like 4000 dollar t.vs at people

sonicheroes95
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kick the ailes down and screaming "i am a loser that acts like a moron!"

deserteagle
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Burn the giant American Flag in the store which accidentally catches the whole store on fire.

ichigo772
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riding my flame stead through wallmart

ichigo772
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nuke it

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