To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.
Rules 1. No borrowing from other sites. 2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity. 3. No spamming. 4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time. 5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine. 6. No repeating ways.
Guess I'll start us off.
1.Run around in the Aisles naked. 2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store. 3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
Start gnawing on the counter. Put Mentos in all the Cocacola bottles. Start stroking the toilets saying: "My preciousssss!" and ask the manager to join you.
I'd bet they kick you out if you walked around the store all suspicious like with random crap you brought from home stuffed under your shirt.
Other than that, there's-
-Spraying people with the fire extinguisher -Urinating in the sink -Repeatedly cutting people off in the handicapped section of the parking lot -Hijacking customers' carts -Rolling through the parking lot n a shopping cart