To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.
Rules 1. No borrowing from other sites. 2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity. 3. No spamming. 4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time. 5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine. 6. No repeating ways.
Guess I'll start us off.
1.Run around in the Aisles naked. 2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store. 3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
Wearing a ski mask, approach a handicapped man riding a scooter cart, pull out a gun, and tell him to "Get the F*** away from the cart! This is a hijacking!"
Play cart polo, riding through the aisles in a buggy and hitting a ball with a mallet.
I would not want to meet a lot of you in malls. I may be the next victim of a mall mass-murder! It also seems you guys are happy I ressurected this thread. Ok,here's another one...Glueing the bosses junk to his chest while he's napping.
i dont know if anyones already posted this but heres my try.
go to the deli isle, ask for a specific kind of ham, about 2 lbs of it. once they try to give it to you, tell them that you said some other kind of ham. keep switching between them, or add a third kind for fun!
Why would a Wal-Mart carry bombs? Now a Sears,that makes sense. Here's another one: Ask one of the clerks to give clerks if you could talk with them in the back,about a "roduct".
