OK so this is joke competition 3.Weenie1234 won the first one and our reigning champion from last competition is Tennisman24. rules *drumroll* -no flaming -no spamming -no rickrolls
what we need are about 16(we may cut it down to 12 if enough people don't join) joke tellers. we already have the 3 judges,Me,Globdog,and Matt(we might need one ,more later because Matt is kinda on and off)
thats the basic rift of it now we just need Zophia to lock the last one and get some people and we'll be ready to go.
So like one day i was watching TV and i was watching a show and i thought of a joke here it is (It didnt actually happen) "So like one day i was driving and i was kinda speeding then out of nowhere this dear comes out and hits my car and at the time i had a car that had OnStar and stuff so the car goes "you've been hit in a collision. Help is on the way. Please do not panic" so i think Oh My Goodness im in a crash i had no idea AND HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO NOT PANIC. So I start to panic and i well i cant do anything cuz well hello i hit a dear! so i start screaming and hit my head on the roof of the can. The computer in the car goes " Youve go cyco and hit your head on the roof. Please do not panic. More help is on the way." So i get my pocket knife and start Stabing at the computer, with no effect my arm was broken. So eventually help arives and i like freak out even more and when i got out of a coma i trashed the carrr."
ok everyone round 2 will start when we have enough people or we run out of time waiting for people.if anyone else asks i will rip their arms off and slap them with it(pants) jjrocks please do a new joke
i saw that joke on Last Comic Standing thats whyit has no sence in it um lets see um What does fire tail madness like on waffles? Who really knows or cares but im saying fire flies (JK)
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."
