Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
but pit from kid icarus and super smash bros brawl comes and shoots the bullet with his awesome bow,but it bounces off the bullet and heads straight for you!('_'