Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
I escape and stop the throw up by grabing a big bowl and make godzill throw up in that but than i get push into the bowl by flesh eating zombies that came from space and want to take over the world.
My rifle ran out of ammo so i push the "teleport gangsters down deep" spell located on my rifle. And i get chicken pox as a side affect from the spell.
since nobody was dying, i decided to have some fun, and turned on my ps3 to play rockband, white drumming, i hit myself in the eye with one of my sticks HELP ME
THIS GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE PEOPLE, NOT KILL THEM and gorgasmic, you didn't continue so i'll just do this: I send your sould down deep and it rots for eternity and you have no possible escape out. As a side affect, i get very thirsty.