Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
I watch as the paramedic with the gun kills you,doing nothing... As for my self... Im kicking it in the Caribbeans,with the money that the paramedics earned,as you said Nurvana... They gave it to me cuz i watched Cheef die and did nothing... END GAME...
When I send you on a vacation to Italy. But after I watch you leave on the plane and I leave the airport, I am attacked by a rare Canadian duck-billed platypus with sinus problems...
i save turret by, replacing all his organs in a major surgery (haha if thats possible), but in the process im shot in the eye with a strange juice, and turn into a zombie
I drive my Hummer around, creating immense air pollution, destroying the ozone layer, and speeding up global warming (where the oceans rise and the zombies drown. yay!).
But now, I'm stranded and about to die on Earth from the rising oceans and intense radiation from the sun when...