Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
Then I come while you terrorists and taking you hostage I use the water and acid mix to melt threw the bars, and save you. but as I run I fall into a huge crack in the earth thats full of bed bugs that are starting to eat me.
I come in my space ship that has a supper space to air converter in it and we live happily ever after till the mars monster see us and takes me to a huge cave were he puts on his cooking apron and sets all his really nice crystal plates and crystal cups that are inlaid with diamonds and his gold forks and starts cooking me when....