Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
I throw out a robot cat decoy witch leads the wolf deep into the woods but then I fall into a nearby river witch has a giant water fall about 25ft ahead.
And I pull out my trusty mini gun and blast him with a holy fire of thousands of bullets and all the angels clap but there clapping made a huge earth quake and since we were on top of the empire state building when I did that it starts to fall when....
1) Give you a parachute. 2) Give you a backpack to hold the parachute in. 3) Give you a string to deploy the parachute.
But now aliens from another world come and bring me to their spaceship. As we speed away from Earth, they tell me that they'll kill and disect me if I don't make the genie lamp (which I had carried the whole way) vanish into thin air. "I'm no magician! I can't do that!" I remark. "Then you DIE!" the aliens chant. I scream as they are about to impale me when.....
