Forums → Forum Games → The Save the Person Above You Game

somehow i'm back to life and i go to a shrine and make a sacrafice and u get revived(i dont beleive in those ancient gods)wow this is my fav tavern game

but a giant sphinx come alive an tries to step on me

i cut of its leg

but then the sword recoiols at me when.....

i give yuo a pin and he went vrying to his mom

but his mom was holding a sword when...

i get luke skywaker to save u
then darth vader kill luke and chops my hand off

i sew your hand back on



then a squerrel stabs me in the leg

i kill the squirrel and heal your leg but the cops go after me because i dont have a doctors degree

i am a lawyer and get you u on the case but i dont have a lawyer liscense

I give liscences out like candy, so you recieve one for a lawyer.

Yet I am over my head with the mafia, and a member comes around the corner...

and i come over him with a bulldozer but...

while im doing that, my mom comes and is about to ground me for life when...

i blast your moms face off.

But then your dad is about to murder me when...

I call barny to help you!

But barny goes nut's and then set's up a bomb to blow me up when....

i eat the bomb kuz im hungry

To keep you from blowing up I make you drink water which melts the fire lighting the fuse. But you get mad at me because you don't like water...

and then i go and kick him in the nuts

when he regains self esteem he grabs an a-k 47 and aims it at my head when...

I promptly reminded him that the gun has no ammo,
Which makes him force-feed me a land mine and...