Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
Okay, I shall substitute for the missing problem...
Out of nowhere... The dragon tries to eat you.
I hand you a magical Anti-Nuke suit, and nuke the dragon, as it is bathed in deadly particles... But... I am about to be hit by the nuclear blast... When...
I took out a magical clarinet, which is known to tame even the wildest of magical swords with its soothing melodies. Sadly, after the swords fell asleep, I choked on the reed of the clarinet and...
I teleport to you with an uber electrician, who deactivates the simulation machine completely, thus ceasing its overload and delaying it explosion.
Doing this however, I trip and fall into a wormhole. I am being sucked into the oblivion of space and I realize that my own blood is going to kill me when.....
