Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
I shoot a barbed arrow attached to a rope (sorry, I had too) and pull you out, then we have to amputate your leg. As I'm telling you that it's better than dieing, an emo overhears and gets pissed and starts cutting our wrists.
However, I find myself trapped in a solid, 30606306295296295 mile thick diamond cube, surrounded by 73072062952962962962962 Chuck Norris Clones who want to protect the cube, backed up by 62062063074730 DIAMOND MR Ts. And 6206296306407 Black Queens from Colony, and 0620737037307307307306307307307 Gladiators from Colony. There are also 3535787073073075952727173411396373 Death Stars and 72073073073073073062602062062062063063063073073061061061062073061073071106307216929625925453637266361516774 Super Star Destroyers, as well as 7307306306206206 Borg Hypercubes and Species 8472 Bioships. God has bought a minigun and is there, as well as Satan, Jesus, Ganesh, Allah, Zeus, and pretty much every deity, spirit, or supernatrual being. The entire thing is rigged to a nuke 8452952952962063063062062062962951952952962952962962952952959529529639620620620629629295259373737307303062420627306259193733255373714152073062362150615295262373733730620720720720730847207222215192634747304323658546784315406206206206206306206206306273073730740707306307307307373072072072720620634748734222415533666666666666666806958484838372717272728282222206295195195195195206206206206206206074077047137063063073063 times more powerful than a supernova, and will go off if anyone moves outside of the guards or me.
I open up a can of A Wrinkle in Time and tesseract you but out of there. Or if you desire to do it the space faring way I do the exact same thing but with the Andromeda universe.
