That's right, you could find yourself trying to destroy a wall, a celebrity, a video game character, literally anything! Be prepared for the most random things out there! There's a new setting each time too!
Name: Bob HP: 1000/1000 Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep. Immunities: Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine Bombs Weaknesses: Meteoroids Jurassic Park stuff Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.
Sonic: You repair my health by 40. Soilder: Sonic reflected the rockets, but the tranquilizer caused him to be confused and hurt himself. He has now found himself chained up. 30 damage. Muzza: Bob is already immune to Chuck Norris. The Star Wars kid's lightsaber deals 10 damage. However, when he runs away he falls of a cliff. And FYI, you can't find a black hole on the ground.
Name: Bob HP: 845/1000 Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep. Immunities: Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine Bombs Time moves Kicking LAZORZ Chuck Norris Chaos Emeralds Dead pigs Black holes Plastic lightsabers Weaknesses: Meteoroids Jurassic Park stuff Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.
I take three miniguns with me. I use one of ten to kill sonicheroes95, then pulp the dino with hundredss of bullets. I then refill them with depleted uranium, and continue to eradicate his existence. I then ram them down his throat.
I light the forest on fire, Dinosaurs do not have fire proof skin, in fact dinosaurs didn't really have scales 35 million years from meteor impact, being more bird than lizard at the time, so it is impossible for fire to not affect it.
Technically, dinosaurs evolvedinto birds, it was the Jurrasic Period 100 million years ago, (hence lotsa SCALY dinosaurs), so 'Go Science' is not a fitting term to descibe your post.
Anyway, I take a fragment of meteor that I bought from a collector's shop, load it into a sniper rifle, and shoot Bob's head. I then pour thermite over him, then stab him repeatedly with a poisoned knife. I then gag sonichroes95, and slice his hands and legs off, preventing him from helping Bob.
I break the cage with my Amulet of Uberness and I reach down your throat. The first time I take out sonic, the second time I place a grenade on your prostate. Then me and sonic go and get bob and bring him to the underground lair.
I harness the kingdom farts in a jar and give you a dutch oven. This leaves you disorientated for 4 hours while we establish a fortress somewhere in Nevada...
