That's right, you could find yourself trying to destroy a wall, a celebrity, a video game character, literally anything! Be prepared for the most random things out there! There's a new setting each time too!
Name: Bob HP: 1000/1000 Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep. Immunities: Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine Bombs Weaknesses: Meteoroids Jurassic Park stuff Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.
Sonic:You heal Bob by 40 points. Obscure:No damaging other players! The bullets inflict 45 damage before the dino stomps on your miniguns. Squid: You lit the forest on fire? Too bad my dinosaur's not in a forest. FAIL Sonic (again): No killing other players. But you feed Bob and he gains 20 health. Obscure (again):The meteor chunk doesn't fit into the sniper rifle, and you can't get to the top of him and pour thermite over him. The poisoned knife hits twice and inflicts 75 damage. Bob is now losing 10 damage a turn from the poison. Soilder: Whip inflicts a lousy 10 damage... After all, you're no Indiana Jones. Soilder (again): Bob does not understand facepalms and is invincible to lasers. Whimsy: No changing settings... And 100 million years ago, Nevada was probably underwater... Tony: Penguins inflict 30 damage and then die due to the hot weather. Ryonic: 1 damage... Lol. Riou: Bob cannot operate weapons... But Bob feels better due to your kindness and gains 10 health.
Name: Bob HP: 754/1000 (-10 health each turn from poison) Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep. Immunities: Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine Bombs Time moves Kicking LAZORZ Chuck Norris Chaos Emeralds Dead pigs Black holes Plastic lightsabers Knifes Penguins Weaknesses: Meteoroids Jurassic Park stuff Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.
NO HURTING/HELPING OTHER PLAYERS NO CHANGING SETTINGS NO POSTING MORE THAN TWICE IN BETWEEN MY POSTS
you are a sucky whipper, no way can you pull off something like that.
anyway, I use the crushing boringness of my teacher to crush you and bob, and then he gives you both 500 ton piles of homework and you both spontaneously commit suicide as it needs to be handed in in 0.001 seconds time........
Sonic: Bob is now cured of his poisoning! He also gains 20 health. Soilder: Indiana Jones inflicts 25 damage and the n00b whipper inflicts 5 damage before Bob eats them. Name: Bob HP: 734/1000 Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep. Immunities: Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine Bombs Time moves Kicking LAZORZ Chuck Norris Chaos Emeralds Dead pigs Black holes Plastic lightsabers Knifes Penguins Weaknesses: Meteoroids Jurassic Park stuff Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.
Immunities: Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine Bombs Time moves Kicking LAZORZ Chuck Norris Chaos Emeralds Dead pigs Black holes Plastic lightsabers Knifes Penguins Weaknesses: Meteoroids Jurassic Park stuff Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.
NO CHAOS EMERALDS
BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM *shoots sonic and bob with a Gatling BFG*