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TheDude42
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That's right, you could find yourself trying to destroy a wall, a celebrity, a video game character, literally anything! Be prepared for the most random things out there! There's a new setting each time too!

Name: Bob
HP: 1000/1000
Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep.
Immunities:
Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine
Bombs
Weaknesses:
Meteoroids
Jurassic Park stuff
Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.

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blacksoldier99
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I send the madness regent guy to infiltrate the base and also use the clown 1 hp cheat

whimsyboy
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I make the Madness Jesus character summon a group of zombies and halt the Madness Regent Guy in his pants.
IN HIS PANTS!!!!!

blacksoldier99
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Then the clown madness accelerant dragon comes and defends the madness guy, and attacks the zombie hordes and the reincarnator.

TonyN66
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What character from where? Btw, melted them with acetone.

Penguins. With HK417s. With unlimited bullets. No reloads. Maximum strength. And clip size.

ryonic
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I pee on him. Followed my poo. Followed by snots...

Riou1231
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I shoot Ryonic with a Gravity Gun, I feel like helping Bob. Then i mount a pair of chain guns onto Bob.

TheDude42
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Sonic:You heal Bob by 40 points.
Obscure:No damaging other players! The bullets inflict 45 damage before the dino stomps on your miniguns.
Squid: You lit the forest on fire? Too bad my dinosaur's not in a forest. FAIL
Sonic (again): No killing other players. But you feed Bob and he gains 20 health.
Obscure (again):The meteor chunk doesn't fit into the sniper rifle, and you can't get to the top of him and pour thermite over him. The poisoned knife hits twice and inflicts 75 damage. Bob is now losing 10 damage a turn from the poison.
Soilder: Whip inflicts a lousy 10 damage... After all, you're no Indiana Jones.
Soilder (again): Bob does not understand facepalms and is invincible to lasers.
Whimsy: No changing settings... And 100 million years ago, Nevada was probably underwater...
Tony: Penguins inflict 30 damage and then die due to the hot weather.
Ryonic: 1 damage... Lol.
Riou: Bob cannot operate weapons... But Bob feels better due to your kindness and gains 10 health.

Name: Bob
HP: 754/1000 (-10 health each turn from poison)
Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep.
Immunities:
Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine
Bombs
Time moves
Kicking
LAZORZ
Chuck Norris
Chaos Emeralds
Dead pigs
Black holes
Plastic lightsabers
Knifes
Penguins
Weaknesses:
Meteoroids
Jurassic Park stuff
Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.

NO HURTING/HELPING OTHER PLAYERS
NO CHANGING SETTINGS
NO POSTING MORE THAN TWICE IN BETWEEN MY POSTS

sonicheroes95
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i give bob an antidote for the poison then heal him and feed him.

blacksoldier99
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I send indiana jones to whip him. and send the n00b whipper to whip bob again for no reason at all as well.

sonicheroes95
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lucky me, i can kill npcs. i grab the noob's whip and use it to whip indiana's whip out of his hand, then i feed the noob and indiana to bob.

blacksoldier99
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you are a sucky whipper, no way can you pull off something like that.

anyway, I use the crushing boringness of my teacher to crush you and bob, and then he gives you both 500 ton piles of homework and you both spontaneously commit suicide as it needs to be handed in in 0.001 seconds time........

sonicheroes95
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i use chaos control to freeze time, then i do both mine and bob's homework, nullifing your attack.

ryonic
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I hug it to death.

TheDude42
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Sonic: Bob is now cured of his poisoning! He also gains 20 health.
Soilder: Indiana Jones inflicts 25 damage and the n00b whipper inflicts 5 damage before Bob eats them.
Name: Bob
HP: 734/1000
Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep.
Immunities:
Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine
Bombs
Time moves
Kicking
LAZORZ
Chuck Norris
Chaos Emeralds
Dead pigs
Black holes
Plastic lightsabers
Knifes
Penguins
Weaknesses:
Meteoroids
Jurassic Park stuff
Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.

blacksoldier99
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Immunities:
Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine
Bombs
Time moves
Kicking
LAZORZ
Chuck Norris
Chaos Emeralds
Dead pigs
Black holes
Plastic lightsabers
Knifes
Penguins
Weaknesses:
Meteoroids
Jurassic Park stuff
Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.

NO CHAOS EMERALDS

BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM *shoots sonic and bob with a Gatling BFG*

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