That's right, you could find yourself trying to destroy a wall, a celebrity, a video game character, literally anything! Be prepared for the most random things out there! There's a new setting each time too!
Name: Bob HP: 1000/1000 Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep. Immunities: Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine Bombs Weaknesses: Meteoroids Jurassic Park stuff Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.
Soilder: 500 tons of homework cannot fit inside a time machine, 1 ton of homework could though. However, Bob completes it in time and gets an A. He's pretty smart for a dinosaur. Sonic: There was no need to nullify the attack. Ryonic: Hugs inflict 10 damage before Bob scares you away. Name: Bob HP: 724/1000 Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep. Immunities: Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine Bombs Time moves Kicking LAZORZ Chuck Norris Chaos Emeralds Dead pigs Black holes Plastic lightsabers Knifes Penguins Homework Hugs Weaknesses: Meteoroids Jurassic Park stuff Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.
Btw sonic, you should probably stop helping Bob. Bob's never going to die at this rate.
I fill a basket with C4, and then attach meat to the sides of it. Bob, thinking it's a nice free meal, eats it. I press da red button...
KAAAABOOOOM!
Meanwhile, in another forest.
Dude: Vegeta, did you see that explosion? Vegeta: Hell yeah... Dude: What's it's power level? Vegeta: It's... It's... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!111!1 *Forest Explodes*
Meanwhile, in another forest.
Dude: Vegeta, did you see that explosion? Vegeta: Hell yeah... Dude: What's it's power level? Vegeta: It's... It's... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!111!1 *Forest Explodes*
Meanwhile, in another forest.
Dude: Vegeta, did you see that explosion? Vegeta: Hell yeah... Dude: What's it's power level? Vegeta: It's... It's... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!111!1 *Forest Explodes*
Meanwhile, in another forest.
Dude: Vegeta, did you see that explosion? Vegeta: Hell yeah... Dude: What's it's power level? Vegeta: It's... It's... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!111!1 *Forest Explodes*
Meanwhile, in another forest.
Dude: Vegeta, did you see that explosion? Vegeta: Hell yeah... Dude: What's it's power level? Vegeta: It's... It's... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!111!1 *Forest Explodes*
Meanwhile, in another forest.
Dude: Vegeta, did you see that explosion? Vegeta: Hell yeah... Dude: What's it's power level? Vegeta: It's... It's... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!111!1 *Forest Explodes*
Meanwhile, in another forest.
Dude: Vegeta, did you see that explosion? Vegeta: Hell yeah... Dude: What's it's power level? Vegeta: It's... It's... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!111!1 *Forest Explodes*
Meanwhile, in another forest.
Dude: Vegeta, did you see that explosion? Vegeta: Hell yeah... Dude: What's it's power level? Vegeta: It's... It's... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!111!1 *Forest Explodes*
Meanwhile, in another forest.
Dude: Vegeta, did you see that explosion? Vegeta: Hell yeah... Dude: What's it's power level? Vegeta: It's... It's... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!111!1 *Forest Explodes*
Meanwhile, in another forest.
Dude: Vegeta, did you see that explosion? Vegeta: Hell yeah... Dude: What's it's power level? Vegeta: It's... It's... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!111!1 *Forest Explodes*
In Bob's forest:
Bob: OMG! Look at those explosions! *Dies of heart attack* Sonicheroes: Noooooooooooo! Riou: It... can't be... Every year, they place a flower by his grave, and a single tear drips down Sonic's face.
Soilder: I'm assuming a Gatling BFG is a standard gun. It does 40 damage before you run out of ammo. Jk: Fountain pen only does 2 damage. Bob has scales. Ryonic: 75% of the noodles go into a tree, the ones that escape gravity control inflict 10 damage. Obscure demon: Bob turns down the basket, and both of you are damaged by the explosion, inflicting a whopping 150 damage on Bob (gotta give you credit for the long post). But as a consequence, you blow up and cannot damage Bob until my next post. Name: Bob HP: 522/1000 Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep. Immunities: Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine Bombs Time moves Kicking LAZORZ Chuck Norris Chaos Emeralds Dead pigs Black holes Plastic lightsabers Knifes Penguins Homework Hugs Weaknesses: Meteoroids Jurassic Park stuff Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.
Sonic: You only heal Bob by 20. Metaknight: You miss and slash his leg. Bob has strong legs, so it only inflicts 40 damage, 30 once sonic tries to block you. Sonic: Dude, it's kind of unfair if you block everyone else's attack. But you reduce the damage by 25%. Metaknight: Sword hits Bob's foot. Only 15 damage. Ryonic: Barbie song makes Bob emo, and Bob will from now on inflict 5 damage on himself each turn. Only one band can cure Bob's depression! Oh, and there are no walls in prehistoric times.
Name: Bob HP: 492/1000 (-5 each turn) Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep. Immunities: Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine Bombs Time moves Kicking LAZORZ Chuck Norris Chaos Emeralds Dead pigs Black holes Plastic lightsabers Knifes Penguins Homework Hugs Barbie stuff Walls Weaknesses: Meteoroids Jurassic Park stuff Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.
PLAN 1I use a gigantic carnivore (the dinosaur that hunts for your species) to kill him and I send the power of breeding and send more dinos with larger fangs and now wings!
BACK-UP PLAN I send ghosts to obsess your dinosaur and lunge himself toward a meteor that shoots out lava that was headed for earth!
