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Mine is Chuck Norris Can divide by 0.
And He counted to infinity twice

When Bruce banner gets mad he turns into the hulk, when the hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter

Chuck Norris eats black holes for a snack.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, only another fist.

Are people geting these from the website? I make my own, like this one: I say Chuck Norris can cook a 1 minute steak in 30 seconds.

Moegreche, did you get that quote from Family Guy?

Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast, without any milk!!

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Broke Back mountain isnt just a movie its also what Chuck Norris calls a pile of dead ninjas in his front yard!!!

Chuck Norris puts baby in the corner.

...yeah, i know my audience. none of you will get that.

I think that Chuck Norris is Overrated, yeah...thats right I said it

Steevo go find a rock and hit your head on it

CHUCK is BEAST

and why is he a beast? what makes his so beastly? he's just some actor

chuck norris tears can cure cancer,
to bad he's never cried