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dang! someone beat me to the islands one.

Note: don't call me a hypocrite for double posting. i said triple posting

Confucius say: If your enemy is weaker than you, defeat him. If your enemy is stronger than you join him. But if your enemy is Chuck Norris, your DOOMED!!!

chuck norris is the reason why theres no life in outer space.