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My pictures don't work... My fact is that Chuck Noris has a secret book

chuck norris doent teabag he potato sacks!

Chuck Norris lost his verginate before his dad.

man, when i turn 27 i sure hope i know how to spell.

Type : find chuck norris in google and click on I'm feeling lucky.

the last digit of pi is chuck norris

only chuck norris can prevent forrist fires

after a long night of partying chuck norris doesnt throw up he throws down

chuck norris walks into a bar and the bar says och

1)chuck norris once ate a whole cow in 2 hours. so what? you say
well he spent the first hour 50 mins having sex with the waitress
2) if you type chuck norris in on google no results come up. this is cos google knows you don't look for chuck norris-he comes for you
3)

oops 3 is

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris once vacationed in the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

chuck norris doent teabag he potato sacks!

Chuck Norris has no doors in his house. Only walls he walks through

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

When Chuck Norris flips, he's telling you how much time you have left to live.

Chuck Norris invented the word torture by poking a scientist.

Chuck Norris is comparable to black hole and still win.

Chuck Norris can wrestle a bear, mountain lion, and a pack of wolves with has hands tied behind his back, eyes closed, and no legs.

When Chuck Norris flips you off*, he's telling you how much time you have left to live. Typo sorry.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use google or yahoo. He just tells the printer to print.

Chuck Norris never got a degree in acting. Because he's not acting.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5. Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can win a thumb war with his pinkey.

If you give an old man a fish he'll eat it. If you give an old man anything better than a fish, Chuck Norris will beat him up and take it.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to fish. The fish sacrifice their lives in sake of Chuck Norris not killing them slowly.

Chuck Norris can't blink. Only stare.

Chuck Norris can out-run a Kenyan in a 60 meter dash. And win by 61 meters.

The reason you have 2 testicles is because Chuck Norris has 4.

Chuck Norris can burp where he farts and fart where he burps.

Chuck Norris can make 2 pages of Chuck Norris facts in 1 post.

Chuck Norris eats trees as pretzel sticks.

The reason there is a female body is because Chuck Norris got bored and invented girls.

-I can make more and more if you want >-

don't triple post sodacan... it's bad for your health. the mods will chew you up and spit you out.

*ahem*
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. now they're just the islands.

If you stare at the flag long enough, a 3D image of Chuck Norris will appear.

the weather around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees